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So, Strategy’s Big Boss, Michael Saylor, the man who owns more bitcoin than most people own Facebook accounts, is hinting at buying more. Classic move-buy high, sell low, right?

Oh, the irony! In October, this very whale was the toast of the market, a master of timing, who, with a flick of his tail, opened shorts so vast, they shook the crypto world. Moments before Trump’s tariff tempest, he struck, amassing over $1 billion in shorts on Bitcoin and Ethereum.

The big drop on Thursday? Just the Fed playing hard to get on interest rates, and Trump playing ‘Navy, I hardly knew ye’ near Iran. Friday? Markets decided to bounce back like a pinball-until, bam! Gold decided to take a nosedive, like your cousin Vinny trying to jump over the couch.

In this theater of crypto, Bitget hath played the role of the prudent hoarder, amassing Bitcoin with a zeal that would make even the most frugal miser blush. Despite the tempestuous winds of market volatility, our protagonist, led by the intrepid CEO Gracy Chen, hath clung to its accumulation strategy with the tenacity of a barnacle on a shipwreck.

According to the wise sage of numbers, Egrag Crypto, on the grand monthly stage, XRP has bravely tested the sacred support zone around $1.60-$1.61, with a daring dip as low as $1.50. Yet, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, it closed the month above $1.60 and waddled into February at a sprightly $1.66, proving that buyers are still very much alive and kicking around this level.

One must marvel at the irony: the SEC, though not entirely defunct, is barely more animate than a taxidermied bear. The EDGAR system, that digital repository of corporate filings, continues its mindless hum, while the human cogs who once reviewed these documents have been furloughed to their drawing rooms, leaving the machinery to churn unsupervised. A Kafkaesque tableau, indeed.

Ripple’s XRP, that fickle wretch of a token, did not escape the fashion of folly; it tumbled to its nadir since November 2024 (on most stalls of trade) at a touch above $1.50. Since that tumble, there hath been a modest recovery-now it sits beyond $1.60-but the sentiment remains draped in sombre velvet, bearish as a winter’s night.

Ripple (XRP) hit $1.5000, down 55% from its 2025 high. Ouch. Investors are crying into their lattes. Billions gone. But hey, at least they’ve got stories to tell at cocktail parties.

So, the selling pressure is sticking around like that one friend who never knows when to leave a party. Crypto ETFs closed the week under so much strain they might as well be in a yoga class for stress relief. Another wave of redemptions swept through the market, making it feel like the crypto world is on a perpetual downslide. But wait! Only XRP decided to play the hero and break away from the doom and gloom.

In a post that’s probably still breaking the internet, X Finance Bull pointed out that XRP’s utility stretches further than a yoga instructor after a double espresso. He gleefully highlighted $110 million in tokenized diamond transactions settled on the XRP Ledger. Yes, diamonds. Because nothing says “financial innovation” like turning rocks into tokens. Five diamond collections, no less, were tokenized through Ctrl Alt, which sounds like a keyboard shortcut for “get rich quick.”