Banks vs. Coins: A Roald Dahl Showdown in 2026!

They warned Senators Thom Tillis and Angela Alsobrooks that the current language of the CLARITY Act is “materially short” of protecting bank deposits from “yield-bearing stablecoin instruments.” Translation: “We don’t want anyone but us making money off digital dollars.” Meanwhile, the banks promised to submit “detailed amendment recommendations” to lawmakers “within days,” which sounds suspiciously like a code for “we’ll flood your inbox with 127-page PDFs until you cave.”




