Bitcoin (BTC), the granddaddy of cryptocurrencies, is stuck at that psychological barrier of $90,000. And let me tell you, that’s about 29% below its highest point this year-like trying to get out of a pool of Jell-O! 🥴
Key takeaways, or as I like to call them: the important bits:
Render’s latest tool, Dispersed, weaves together a tapestry of GPUs scattered like daisies across the globe, stitching them into a single compute quilt. No need to beg or borrow from the hyperscaler kings-just gather your chips and croak a ballot for RNP-019 and RNP-021. It’s democracy, but with faster rendering times.
Ah, AltCoin Việt Nam, those darling analysts with their charts and their chatter, have declared ETH to be at a moment as tense as a Coward play’s third act. 🧐 The asset, my dears, is poised for a move as decisive as a Coward quip. Fueling this drama? A bullish divergence, the first in over a month, as rare as a genuine apology at a cocktail party. 🍸
On-chain data from 2025 now answers the burning question: Did short-term Bitcoin bets actually pay off? Spoiler: It depends on whether you define “pay off” as the bittersweet victory of cashing out right before the market turns into a startled emoji. 👻
Approved companies include Circle (maker of USDC, the stablecoin that’s definitely not a Ponzi scheme), Ripple (yes, the SEC lawsuit survivors), BitGo, Fidelity Digital Assets (because why not?), and Paxos. Circle and Ripple? Brand-new charters! The rest? Upgraded their “state fair” passes to full-blown federal VIP status. How exclusive.
Crypto analyst Ali Martinez (@alicharts) highlighted XRP’s position on a three-day XRP/USDT chart, a timeframe that helps identify sustained trends rather than intraday fluctuations. On such higher timeframes, breakdowns often have more follow-through because they reflect prolonged buying or selling pressure. “XRP must hold $2 to avoid a drop toward $1.20,” Martinez said. 🤯
La Fondation Solana, dans un élan de génie ou de folie, construit un pont sans permission pour intégrer le XRP Ledger à l’écosystème XRPFi. L’annonce fut faite par Vibhu Norby, personnage aussi énigmatique qu’un comble, lors de la conférence Solana Breakpoint 2025, où les développeurs se pressaient comme des moutons à la foire.