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Which altcoins are they, and what risks are involved in trading their derivatives? 🤔

Michael Saylor, the high priest of this Church of Nakamoto, proudly declared the acquisition via X (formerly Twitter), his digital scroll of revelations. The faithful now know that Strategy’s BTC Yield stands at 26.1% YTD 2025 – a number as meaningful as a horoscope, but shinier. Their treasure chest now clinks with 641,692 BTC, purchased for “$47.5 billion and a bag of salted nuts,” as the peasants say. The first coin was acquired in August 2020, which feels like several internet lifetimes ago.

This shenanigan hints at Bybit’s grand ambition to dig its boots deeper into Asia’s second-largest crypto pie-right after the U.S., where folks still think Bitcoin is a type of coffee. ☕

Aster, in its 24-hour ascent, has seen the tides of fortune swell, as whales, those silent titans of the market, amass 51 million $ASTER tokens, their whispers echoing through the corridors of risk, seeking the horizon of gains. 🌊📈 A volatility squeeze looms, a classic “smart money before momentum” spectacle-because nothing says “excitement” like a breakout. 🕵️‍♂️

The clock’s hands tremble, not with fear, but with the weight of anticipation. The SEC, that paragon of efficiency, has finally found its rhythm, though one might question if it’s a waltz or a stumble. 🕒

Rajat Soni, the crypto sage, declares, “1 BTC = 1 BTC!” because nothing says “value proposition” like a token that’s worth exactly what it’s worth. 🎩💰

And so, we find that the big money continues to show an unwavering love for Solana. The confidence among institutional investors is as strong as ever. It’s not just about short-term gains – no, no, this is about the long game. Over $421 million has flowed into Solana’s loving arms from the institutions. In fact, just on November 4th, we saw an influx of $14.8 million – talk about a cash shower! Six consecutive days of positive ETF activity – if this isn’t confidence, then I don’t know what is. 😏

BeInCrypto has analysed three such altcoins that could potentially reach a new all-time high if the bullish momentum sustains. Or, you know, crash spectacularly. No pressure.

One finds oneself wondering if this isn’t merely a masterful display of political theatre, a gilded distraction from the more mundane realities of governance. Still, as the money – or rather, the promise of money – begins to circulate, whispers abound that the crypto market, that delightfully volatile arena, may be about to experience a most stimulating upturn.

Right now, SHIB is wobbling around near $0.0000105. It’s up…a little. But more importantly, it’s staying up, which is a novel concept. For weeks, it’s been trying to break past that $0.000010 barrier, and honestly, it was starting to feel like a really stubborn wall. Now that that cursed zero is gone, people are cautiously optimistic. “Cautiously” being the operative word. Don’t go spending your life savings just yet.