This support range was pierced during the October 11, 2025, crypto crash. Since then, ADA has been on a weekly downward spiral, like a sad TikTok trend. 📉 According to crypto analyst Ali Martinez, ADA price must hold its last line of defense around $0.51 to validate a rebound towards $0.7. Because nothing says “rebound” like a 51-cent lifeline. 💸
FLASH, in its infinite wisdom, has spoken! Hedera has been romancing the descending channel since midyear, plotting its course with lower highs and lower lows, much like a lovesick poet doomed to perpetual indecision. But, hark! The asset recently made a daring move off the lower boundary at $0.16, valiantly reaching for the upper resistance line near $0.20. Will it break free? Or will it waltz back to its sad, familiar range? Only time will tell.
In the hallowed halls of London’s Southwark Crown Court, on a day of great judicial drama (November 11, for those keeping score), Judge Sally-Ann Hales declared war on Qian’s ill-gotten gains. The “Goddess of Wealth,” also known as Yadi Zhang-a name now synonymous with fiscal folly-pleaded guilty, perhaps realizing that British courts do not tolerate crypto charlatans.
One of Bitcoin’s most influential investor groups: newly formed whale addresses, who thought they were invincible, have taken a hit in a market where sentiment is still ambiguous. Bitcoin’s volatile swing in the past few weeks has now sent these key investors’ positions into severe losses, as the price drops below their entry levels. It’s like watching a toddler try to juggle flaming torches-entertaining, but ultimately tragic. 🔥👶
“If the fee switch activates, UNI could go parabolic,” Ki wrote, “like a rocket built by people who’ve never seen a launchpad. Annual burns could hit $500M if volume holds, and exchanges are holding $830M in UNI. Even with unlocks, a supply shock seems inevitable. Unless the universe suddenly decides to play nice.”
SoFi just made history (kind of) by becoming the first U.S. bank to offer crypto trading within their app. Now, you can trade bitcoin, ethereum, solana, and probably more, right alongside your usual “safe” banking activities. What could possibly go wrong? 🤑
Low volume means it’s struggling to go anywhere, really.
With this latest acquisition, Strive’s Bitcoin hoard swells to a staggering 7,525 BTC, catapulting them into the hallowed ranks of the top 15 global corporate Bitcoin holders. Bravo, Messrs. Ramaswamy & Co., for your audacity knows no bounds! 🎉
Wirex, in a move that could either be genius or a Hail Mary, will issue the Cardano Card to millions. This marvel of modern finance allows users to spend ADA and 685 other cryptos via Visa-because nothing says “trust us” like combining blockchain with the same payment rails that charge $5 to send $20.
Apparently, these political champions believe that vast fortunes-roughly €47 billion in the year 2024 alone-are skimmed off the crypto world’s surface, yet left untouched by the taxman’s eager hand. The current rule, a kind of long-term sweetheart deal, grants exemption if you hold your crypto for more than a year, just like gold, rare collectibles, or that vintage teapot inherited from grandma-the gold standard of incentives, or so they say.