Ah, the theater of finance! Exodus Movement (EXOD), a publicly-traded crypto wallet firm with ambitions as vast as the Russian steppe, announced on Monday its acquisition of Grateful, a startup from the quaint lands of Uruguay. Their mission? To weave the threads of stablecoin payments into the vibrant tapestry of Latin American commerce. 🧵🎨
CryptoQuant, that paragon of financial insight, informs us that ETH trading volumes on centralized exchanges-particularly the illustrious Binance-have never been so exorbitant. One might liken it to a ballroom where every guest is dancing with a different partner, yet all are in agreement on the folly of it all.
In a statement that dropped on Nov. 10 (because nothing says “crypto” like a Friday news dump), Coinbase announced their shiny new token sales platform. The first sale? Monad, a layer-1 blockchain that’s probably cooler than your ex. 🌉💨 The sale runs Nov. 17-22, and yes, you’ll want to mark your calendar. 📆
Enter Mintern, the self-proclaimed Chief Meme Officer of MinSwap, who has declared that Cardano’s investors are engaged in a grand game of “hide the beans.” They’re yanking their ADA from centralized exchanges faster than a magician pulls a rabbit from a hat-only this rabbit is worth a small fortune. 🧙♂️💸
ZEC is extremely overbought on the charts, risking a correction in the coming weeks. 🚨
Ki Young Ju, the founder and CEO of CryptoQuant, pointed out that BlackRock’s outflow last week was the highest in nine months. That’s right, folks-the largest weekly withdrawal since February 2025. Investors are fleeing faster than a Vogon reading poetry. 📉
Which altcoins are they, and what risks are involved in trading their derivatives? 🤔
Michael Saylor, the high priest of this Church of Nakamoto, proudly declared the acquisition via X (formerly Twitter), his digital scroll of revelations. The faithful now know that Strategy’s BTC Yield stands at 26.1% YTD 2025 – a number as meaningful as a horoscope, but shinier. Their treasure chest now clinks with 641,692 BTC, purchased for “$47.5 billion and a bag of salted nuts,” as the peasants say. The first coin was acquired in August 2020, which feels like several internet lifetimes ago.
This shenanigan hints at Bybit’s grand ambition to dig its boots deeper into Asia’s second-largest crypto pie-right after the U.S., where folks still think Bitcoin is a type of coffee. ☕
Aster, in its 24-hour ascent, has seen the tides of fortune swell, as whales, those silent titans of the market, amass 51 million $ASTER tokens, their whispers echoing through the corridors of risk, seeking the horizon of gains. 🌊📈 A volatility squeeze looms, a classic “smart money before momentum” spectacle-because nothing says “excitement” like a breakout. 🕵️♂️
