Metaplanet’s Epic Bitcoin Binge: What Are They REALLY Up To? 🥔💸
They’ve been collecting Bitcoins like my Uncle George collects stray dogs-fast, compulsively, and sometimes with even less explanation. August alone saw Metaplanet gobbling up 463 BTC for one sum, 518 BTC for another, and then a glorious 775 BTC feast, all in deals so high-profile they must have made their accountants weep and cheer at the same time. The latest feeding frenzy pushed their hoard well past the previously confessed pile of 18,888 BTC. Who’s counting? Well, apparently they are, and the number keeps swelling like a river after spring rains.