This little kerfuffle is causing a spot of bother in the crypto world, specifically for Tether, those charming people responsible for USDT, which, as it happens, is largely propped up by – you guessed it – US Treasuries. A depeg? The very idea!
Seven separate Solana ETFs have generated $618.62 million in net inflows since listing, and with $915.08 million in total assets under management, comprise a rather noticeable 1.15% of Solana’s capitalization. A figure that is, one suspects, prone to dramatic fluctuation.
ZKsync announced it on X (formerly Twitter, obviously, because where else would they announce a blockchain retirement?), declaring a “planned, orderly sunset.” An orderly sunset! As if a blockchain can experience existential dread while fading into the digital horizon. They assure us it won’t affect other ZKsync things, which is…reassuring, I suppose. Like saying firing one chef won’t affect the entire restaurant. 🤷🏻♀️
Verily, the Financial Services Regulatory Authority of Abu Dhabi hath bestowed upon Binance.com a complete suite of licenses, as if bestowing a crown upon a king. The exchange now stands fully licensed in the realm of Abu Dhabi, with powers to trade, clear, custody, and broker-deal-like a financial wizard with a wand! 🧙♂️
In the latest episode of Ark’s fabled In the Know-a show where hope is higher than the Fed’s credibility-Wood orchestrates an economy of the future. It’s replete with AI-driven “structural deflation,” falling rates, and a recovery so robust it’ll make Tom Selleck’s “Midterms” arc seem pedestrian.
Markets, ever the optimists, now price in an 86% chance of a 25 basis point rate cut this week. Yet economic stress and whispers of Fed leadership swaps loom like uninvited guests at a masquerade ball. 🎭
This surge has propelled Bitcoin’s Realized Cap-think of it as the “sober accountant” of market metrics-to an all-time high, while the market itself is now calmer than a Zen garden, more substantial than a hardcover encyclopedia, and undeniably more institutional-goodbye wild rodeo, hello corporate boardroom. 📈
According to BeInCrypto’s secret decoder ring, the HYPE token nosedived over 4% in just a day, landing at a chilly $29.24 – the worst since May. Seems like nobody told it to stay fabulous. 💸😅
Shiba Inu’s rate has slipped a pitiful 1.76% over the last 24 hours. Talk about a rollercoaster-more like a kiddie ride with a drunk driver.
The total volume of payments, the number of payments exchanged between accounts, and the general transaction throughput have all seen significant increases. However, the price chart… oh, that price chart! It’s presenting us with a much less cheerful outlook, and therein lies the greatest risk. A true mismatch, like a ballerina in muddy boots.
