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customers link a blockchain wallet to their KB credit card, and the card cheekily siphons from the wallet first. If your coin stash is empty, the card automatically resorts to its credit line. RootData notes: “The stablecoin balance in the linked e-wallet will be deducted first; if the balance is insufficient, the remaining amount will be charged to the credit card,” so merchants get paid in boring fiat money while you merrily spend your digital coins. MEXC News calls it a “hybrid digital asset payment tech” that “allows a transaction to first use stablecoins from the wallet and then automatically use credit if needed.” It’s like sneaking your jellybeans before anyone notices!

Europe faces a fate most ignoble: surrendering its financial soul to the U.S. dollar, unless it escorts the euro onto blockchain catwalks, warned Jan-Oliver Sell, CEO of the bank-backed stablecoin fantasia known as Qivalis.

There’s speculation that Bhutan may be selling Bitcoin. The Bhutanese government recently transferred 325 Bitcoin, worth approximately $25.19 million, to a wallet linked to Galaxy Digital.

The creator of Cardano joined a Telegram group about Midnight, sparking questions among members about whether it was really him.

Ah, Binance, the grand wizard of crypto exchanges, has waved its wand and poof-the XRP/TUSD pair vanishes like a snozzcumber in a chocolate river. Low liquidity? Declining volume? Phfft! Off with its head! But fear not, XRP fans, your precious token isn’t banished entirely. Just this one pairing, as useless as a Gizzard Puddin’ without the gizzard.

This came after whispers spread like wildfire that the two retail-focused brokerages might find themselves on the outside looking in as SpaceX gears up to become the largest IPO in history (because who doesn’t love a good record-breaking moment?).

History has shown that when whales start splashing around in a coin, it’s usually the calm before the storm-or more accurately, the calm before the coin shoots back up. According to CW8900, a pseudonymous crypto prophet who may or may not live under a rock, this kind of behavior usually signals the end of a downward spiral and the beginning of another glorious ascent.

The Finance Ministry, in a proclamation that echoed through the marble halls of indifference, announced that these draft laws would formalize crypto trading in Russia. “Regulated intermediaries,” they declared, would be the new gatekeepers, preserving a sliver of access for the unwashed masses while throwing open the doors for the qualified elite. A true triumph of equality, no?

Picture, if you can, Bitcoin facing its imminent doom as though it were a timid schoolboy caught cheating on an arithmetic exam. Every feeble attempt to cling to the bottom of the bear flag-those pitiful twitches upward-has been scorned by fate. Two tiny leaps, meant to confirm the neckline’s betrayal, might well have been the last acts in this comic tragedy. Could the grand descent be next? Oh, the suspense makes one itch in the ears with anticipation!

On Tuesday last, the crypto market presented a most dramatic display of volatility, with bitcoin ascending to $68,300 shortly after midnight UTC, only to descend with equal haste to $66,500. The initial surge, I am told, was prompted by reports of Mr. Trump’s willingness to end the war in Iran, sans the opening of the Strait of Hormuz. Alas, such optimism was short-lived, as Israeli officials declared their readiness to persist in their endeavors for weeks to come.