Spot Solana ETFs just hit $502 million in AUM, thanks to the Bitwise Staking ETF (BSOL), which gained 5% in a day. Because nothing says “smart investing” like staking yields that make your wallet do the cha-cha. 💃🕺
According to the ever-dashing analyst World of Charts, Hedera Hashgraph is showing early signs of a bullish formation that may precede a strong breakout. The chart indicates that Hedera has been consolidating just below a descending trendline, which has been a rather chatty wall of resistance since mid-year. The analyst noted that if the token manages to break and successfully retest the resistance area near $0.21, the move could trigger a rally in the range of 40-45%. A feat that would make even the most stoic investor’s heart flutter like a hummingbird on espresso. 🐦☕
Sources, who presumably wear monocles and sip martinis, say Coinbase won a dramatic bidding war against heavyweights like Mastercard. You know, no big deal-just casually bidding against one of the largest payment giants in the world. And let’s not forget, Coinbase is already an investor in BVNK, along with Citi Ventures, Visa, and Haun Ventures. Clearly, everyone’s in on the crypto gold rush!
The shock? Oct. 10. Trump, with the subtlety of a sledgehammer, threatened tariffs on China. Markets recoiled like a cat spooked by a vacuum. Bitcoin tumbled from $120k to $105k in a heartbeat. Alts? They fell harder than my dating profile after a bad haircut. 💁♂️
Ali, the analyst of the hour, has pointed out the $0.30 region as the critical support level for Stellar’s price. According to him, if the coin holds this position like a stubborn mule refusing to budge, there could be a glorious technical rebound toward $0.37. But let’s not get carried away-it’s not all smooth sailing. The chart shows a descending parallel channel, as though the coin is trapped in a game of “climb the mountain and fall down again.” But hey, every fall has a rebound, right?
Their latest move? Purchasing 100 BTC at an average price of $109,594. For context, that’s roughly the cost of a mid-sized island in the Bahamas, if the island had a Bitcoin ATM and a sign that read “No refunds.” 🏝️
The digital town square, naturally, erupted. A keen observance of the obvious, it seems, is still news. Atlas, apparently, is a shift. A shift! As if Ethereum wasn’t already perpetually shifting, a restless sea of code and speculation. But shift it is, they proclaim.
The rejection from the 0.618 level-a wound that bleeds lower highs on the 4-hour chart. History, that wily narrator, tells us such wounds fester, inviting more sellers to the feast. The Alchemist Trader, a modern Cassandra, warns of bearish volumes swelling like a storm cloud. Investors, those fickle gods, have cast their holdings into the void, leaving Ethereum to cling precariously to $3,900. A tentative grasp, a whisper of hope, but the bulls tire, their roars reduced to whimpers. If $3,900 falls, $3,385 awaits, a final bastion against the encroaching night. 🦹♂️🌧️
Unlike our mundane contrivances, quantum computers adhere to the uncanny principles of quantum slyness – where particles dwell in a state of denial, being and not being simultaneously. Such astonishing speed in computation could, in theory, peel back the encryption that secures the very essence of our digital treasures.
To put it briefly, dear Cardano, you’re no longer allowing your nemeses the sneaky pleasure of guessing the blockchain’s next “lucky number” in their sleep. With Phalanx, validators must dance to the tune of real-time computational work, proving randomness with all the drama of a Shakespearean soliloquy. There is no shortcut, no room for guile! One does hope this encourages them to put on their best act!