So, our dear APT took a little nap-down 1.7% to $1.70- catching the market yawn. Unfortunately, it’s underperforming the big, bad crypto crowd, who seem to be slightly more energetic, or maybe just less sleepy. 😴
On the NIGHT/USDT chart, courtesy of the ever-reliable TradingView, the latest candle is sitting pretty at $0.092216, up a sprightly 2.67%. And would you Adam and Eve it? The price is holding firm above the Bollinger Bands basis of $0.085786. That old indicator, always the trend’s trusty sidekick, is lending its support-until, of course, it decides to throw in the towel. 🧢
La Banque du Peuple de Chine (PBOC, pour les intimes) a récemment lancé une mise à jour spectaculaire dans la saga de sa monnaie numérique, le fameux CBDC. Imaginez-la comme une révolution dans la gestion financière, avec un document portant un titre aussi pompeux qu’un prix Nobel : “Action Plan for Strengthening Digital RMB & Infrastructure”. Rien que ça, mes amis! 📜🧐
This shenanigan was spotted by Lookonchain, a detective agency for blockchain mysteries, on December 29. The trail goes back to October 2025-yes, the future-or as we like to call it, Tuesday. 📆
Let us not forget Michael Saylor’s signature dance-an “orange dot” on X-an ancient signal that signals, well, more Bitcoin. To his followers, it’s as predictable as sunrise: another purchase, another declaration of unwavering faith in the ~digital gold~. Truly poetic, when one considers that Strategy now boasts a staggering 672,497 BTC, valued at an eye-watering $50.44 billion. A sea of crypto, enough to drown out the skeptics, including Schiff himself, who seems convinced that the firm might sell its soul-or at least its stocks-to keep up with the Joneses (or the Satoshis). 🧙♂️
Markets are probably in the early phase of a crypto winter, echoing Bitcoin’s historical four-year cycle. Brett Knoblauch, the analyst with a name that sounds like a character from a 19th-century novel, says Bitcoin is roughly 85 days past its peak. Prices could remain under pressure for months, possibly even testing Strategy’s (MSTR) average breakeven price near $75,000. Because, you know, why not? 💸
For those not fluent in crypto-speak, a golden cross is when the 50-day moving average (the sprightly pup) leaps over the 200-day moving average (the old hound), suggesting that something-anything-positive might be brewing beneath the surface. 🍺 In SHIB’s case, this happened on the hourly chart, which is about as meaningful as a dog’s promise not to eat the homework. 📈
In the witching hour of December 29th, Bitcoin, that capricious siren, lured the unwary with a surge past $90,000. Hopes flickered like a dying candle 💫, as the crypto economy briefly bloomed to $3.1 trillion. But lo! The rally was a phantom, a trick of the market’s cruel hand. For when BTC peaked at $90,300, the truth emerged: a liquidity void so vast it could swallow souls. The bears rejoiced, for the downtrend’s chains remained unbroken, and resistance crumbled into dust.
Trend Research has been identified as the entity behind the widely monitored 66,000 ETH borrowed whale. Recent blockchain records show coordinated Ethereum movements involving Aave and Binance, where large ETH collateral positions supported stablecoin borrowing that was later recycled into further ETH purchases through centralized exchange liquidity. 🐉💸
The charts, those cryptic tea leaves of the modern age, suggest a tedious pause while the market collectively wonders whether anyone still cares enough to throw good money after bad.