Crypto news

So, France’s financial regulator, the Autorité des Marchés Financiers (or AMF, because who has time for full names?), has decided to play the role of the stern headmaster, wagging its finger at crypto firms and saying, “Shape up or ship out.” The MiCA transitional period, which has been the crypto world’s version of a grace period, is ending on July 1, 2026. That’s right, folks-time to put away the toys and start acting like grown-ups.

The behemoth of crypto exchanges, the largest in the United States by trading volume, hints at a tantalizing possibility: soon, we may witness the birth of Superform on the trading floor, like an over-ambitious phoenix rising from the ashes-or perhaps more fittingly, a digital chicken with its head still firmly attached.

Ah, but let us not forget the fabled $100,000 threshold-a psychological milestone that Pompliano insists looms large over the horizon like an ill-tempered cloud. Many a weary Bitcoin holder, having clutched their digital gold through thick and thin, decided that upon touching this enchanted figure, it was time to cash in their chips. “Some of these people sold,” Pomp laments, as if each sale were a tragic loss of a beloved pet.

The remaining 0.3% has been repaid using company assets.

In a rather predictable turn of events, our dear friends in the cryptocurrency realm will soon see some additions to their trading buffet. Among the selections, we find Ripple (XRP), Sui (SUI), Aster (ASTER), Internet Computer (ICP), and a few other equally intriguing candidates vying for attention.

In a recent interview with Fox News, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, with the gravitas of a man explaining the intricacies of a soap opera, urged the Senate to expedite Kevin Warsh’s confirmation to the Federal Reserve Board. This, he claims, is not mere procedural housekeeping but a strategic maneuver to reshape the Fed’s doctrine before the next tightening cycle. One can almost hear the collective yawn of the public, who are more concerned with the price of bread than the intricacies of monetary policy.

And so it goes. Strategy, that intrepid explorer of the cryptocurrency landscape, made waves with a regulatory filing earlier this week, revealing yet another purchase in its relentless quest for Bitcoin domination, even as the market wobbles like a drunkard on a tightrope. The U.S.-based treasury company announced it had snatched up more of this digital treasure using cash gleaned from stock sales, adding to its already colossal stash.

CoinShares whispers that this deceleration might mean the panic is subsiding, which could imply the market is whetting its knives for a season of stability and a tepid bottom, like a tired traveler spotting a distant inn after a long, crooked road.

Hayes, a man known for his unshakable faith in Bitcoin, had seemingly lost his appetite for risk. His sudden divestment sent ripples of anxiety through the market, like a stone dropped into a stagnant pond. Was this a tactical retreat, or the desperate act of a man fleeing a burning house? The crypto community, ever prone to melodrama, was divided.

Such a sum rarely finds its way to a stagnant pool where coins have lain dormant since the dawn of Bitcoin in 2010. One can only imagine the sender, perhaps in a moment of distraction, mistaking the legendary address for that of a long-lost relative or a particularly unresponsive online shop. Or was it a dramatic gesture, an audacious attempt to “burn” one’s coins like a modern-day digital pyromaniac?