Thursday dawned bright with Bitwise Asset Management tossing Form S-1 into the U.S. SEC’s inbox, proposing the Bitwise Sui ETF-a product so audacious it claims to track the spot market price of SUI, as if the token isn’t already a circus act. 🎪
In the spirit of prudent speculation, BeInCrypto has scrutinized three altcoins that may just present intriguing prospects for investors willing to brave the unknown this weekend.
In a Friday X post-because what’s more fashionable than announcing your exit on a social media tantrum?-Lummis declared she’s calling it quits for the 2026 reelection. Elected for a six-year stint back in January 2021, she swiftly turned herself into the congresswoman of coins, aligning herself cheekily with Donald Trump’s crypto ambitions. Quite the remix, eh?
Arab Chain, a sage amongst crypto analysts, proclaims that Ethereum’s exchange supply ratio now languishes at a meager 0.137. This statistic, like a forgotten relic, harkens back to 2016-a time when “selfies” were still a novelty and memes were burgeoning. Such a low ratio suggests that only a pittance of ETH is poised for liquidation on those bustling exchanges, offering a tantalizing glimpse into the murky waters of market liquidity.
Bitcoin’s like that friend who says they’re “fine” during a breakup-macro conditions are improving, but volatility’s the main course. 🚀💸
The Treasury Department’s numbers whisper a tale of decline: from $732.7 billion to $688.7 billion in five months. A $44 billion waltz, indeed! The lowest since 2008? Pfft, 2008 was a mere polka compared to this economic ballet. 🎭
During the initial 14 days of the 2014 sale, the price was fixed at 2,000 ETH for 1 BTC-a bargain, some might say, though others (namely, the investor in question) would likely have preferred a more prudent allocation of their assets. 🧠💸
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On-chain detectives (the digital equivalent of Sherlock Holmes in tweed jackets) confirm the ETH originated from Hayes’ wallet and materialized at Galaxy Digital’s vault. Whether this is a liquidity maneuver or a discreet exit remains as mysterious as a butler’s poker face.
Yan’s the brain behind Hyperliquid, a decentralized exchange (DEX) that’s slinging around $10 billion in trades daily-yes, you heard that right, $10 billion! 🤑 With over 570,000 users and a blockchain that’s faster than a jackrabbit on a date, Hyperliquid’s become the belle of the crypto ball. And get this: he did it with just 11 folks on his team. Eleven! That’s fewer people than you’d find at a bad book club meeting. 📚
