Two Women, One Scam, and a Pandemic: How to Turn CARES into CHAOS

The dynamic duo concocted a scheme so audacious, it involved a fraudulent $15,625 Paycheck Protection Plan (PPP) loan. Because, you know, why work for money when you can just make it appear out of thin air? The Small Business Administration (SBA), bless their trusting hearts, guaranteed the loan under the CARES Act, which was supposed to help those poor souls hit hard by the COVID-19 pandemic. Turns out, these two were more hit by the “get rich quick” bug.

DASH to $140? The Universe Holds Its Breath (and Wallet)

DASH Price Chart: Because Lines and Numbers Are Fun

Technically speaking (because we all love a bit of jargon), DASH’s January rally was like a rocket launch-exciting, fast, and leaving everyone wondering if they should have strapped in tighter. It peaked near $96.5 before deciding, “You know what? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.” The pullback, however, was more of a graceful retreat than a panicked sell-off. Think of it as profit-taking with a side of “I’ll just leave this here for now.” Downside pressure? Limited. Upside potential? Well, that’s where things get interesting.

Blockchain Bets: Sterling’s Wager on the Future of Gambling

If one were to seek a soothsayer for the digital age, Maxwell James Sterling would be a plausible candidate. His credentials in sports journalism are unassailable, yet it is his dalliance with statistical analysis and probability theory that lends him an air of foreboding wisdom. He does not predict; he extrapolates, like a man reading tea leaves in a spreadsheet.