According to these “operations plans” (because obviously the government needed a 43-day nap), staff are expected to shuffle back in Thursday after Trump signed a funding bill late Wednesday. Because nothing says “leadership” like playing hot potato with a budget. 🐔
Behold, Solana hovers just above the $145 to $150 demand zone, a region once a sanctuary for buyers, now a battleground of waning resolve. 🛡️ The candles, those silent witnesses, reveal a tale of cooling fervor, as lower highs stack like weary soldiers, their ranks thinning. The latest retest, though, arrives with a sigh, as volume wanes-evidence of buyer fatigue, a lament echoed in the halls of market analysis.
So, before we talk about the crash timeline, let’s ask: Has Bitcoin already peaked, or is it just warming up for a grand finale? 🎭 The usual peak window has passed, yet the key top signals have never been triggered. If the top is still ahead, the crash window moves into 2026. Here is how the data fits together. Like a jigsaw puzzle, but with more confusion.
Behold, the data speaks! Open interest, that fickle measure of futures contracts, has plummeted by 21% in the past 90 days-a nosedive so steep it rivals the despair of a man realizing his life’s work was but a folly. This is the sound of traders retreating, tails between their legs, as liquidations cleanse the overleveraged from their midst. Oh, the irony! The very instruments of their ambition become the noose around their necks.
Users, they say, may now link accounts to buy, hold, or sell digital assets. A bold move for a bank that only just turned a profit in its third year of existence. One imagines a line of citizens, clutching their smartphones like talismans, whispering, “Perhaps this time, it’ll be different.”
This launch, akin to a bright star in the financial sky, provides those traditional investors-yes, the ones with regulated brokerage accounts-a direct line to the glittering world of XRP. According to the so-called experts, this move might just be the spark that ignites a price explosion in the coming weeks. 🌟
Apparently, Vitalik and his brainy buddies Yoav Weiss and Marissa Posner finally got around to writing down what they’ve been yapping about for years. 🗣️ You know, because nothing says “trustless” like a manifesto that’s been sitting in the “drafts” folder since 2015. 📝 Now they’re slapping it onchain like it’s a sticker on a laptop. 💻
The CNB Bank Board, in a fit of daring, approved this venture on the 30th of October, declaring it shall remain separate from their international reserves. “No further expansion!” they proclaim, as if to quell the whispers of madness. Governor Aleš Michl, the mastermind behind this folly, envisioned it in January 2025, inspired by the siren call of Bitcoin and its ilk. Yet, their ambitions do not end here; they speak of payments and tokenization, as if the world were not already a stage of chaos! 🤡
Traders on X (formerly known as “The Bird App”) are in a tizzy, their digital quills scratching furiously to diagnose this existential crisis. Enter The White Whale, a trader whose handle suggests both profundity and a mild obsession with maritime metaphors. 🐋
