Our dear friends at Cardanians, a community devoted to the noble cause of ADA, have taken it upon themselves to announce this milestone with great fanfare, referencing a recent report from the esteemed ReserveOne. One can only imagine the excitement that must have ensued upon the revelation of such news-perhaps even a tea party or two! ☕️
The cryptocurrency, once hailed as the people’s gold, now stumbles like a drunk Cossack. On the 16th of August, its $117k gambit was rejected by a cold, indifferent market. Three days later, BTC clung to $112k, a price tag that whispers of desperation. The order book? A barren wasteland where bulls once danced. 🎭
Lo and behold, the company currently masquerading under the ticker BTCM now seeks your applause-and shareholder approval-to don its new identity: “SLAI.” This isn’t just any rebrand; no, it’s an evolution! From humble miners to architects of decentralized finance (DeFi) and blockchain brilliance. Ah, but what’s this? They’ve already dipped their toes into the shimmering waters of DeFi, like a court jester testing the royal moat.
MemeCore [M] stole the spotlight with a 12% rally in the last 24 hours. Naturally, traders are frothing at the mouth, but let’s not forget-momentum is as reliable as a Tinder date. 😬
Cathie Wood’s Ark Invest, ever the intrepid adventurer, finds an opportunity here, scoping more than 350,000 BLSH shares on Tuesday, August 19. 🤯 One might wonder if they’ve taken leave of their senses, but then again, who am I to question the wisdom of a woman who can turn lead into gold-or at least into a 32% dip? 💸
In the quiet confines of bureaucratic chambers, where rarefied minds plot the course of nations, China, that land of dragons and dim sum, has set its sights on a new treasure-stablecoins backed by the venerable yuan. Ah, the allure of digital gold! Later this month, the mandarins hope to give the green light, aiming to … Read more
Apparently, ol’ Saylor made an announcement about issuing shares with all the restraint of a kid in a candy store. The result? A nosedive sharper than my uncle Jed’s failed attempt at tightrope walking over the Mississippi. Let’s dive into the details, shall we?
Just days earlier, Bitcoin had been basking in the glory of hitting an all-time high (ATH) of $124,196 on August 14, leading many to wonder if the crypto bull was starting to feel a bit sluggish. At the time of writing, Bitcoin has mustered up a bit of pride and clawed back to $113,632, down a modest 1.12% in the past 24 hours, with a 24-hour trading volume of $72.7 billion, according to CoinMarketCap, the go-to site for crypto enthusiasts who can’t get enough of numbers. 📊
Imagine it: these modern-day alchemists, with their machines humming like overzealous bees, hold enough sway to manipulate transactions or reorder blocks at will. As one wit, Leo Lanza, quipped upon the social scroll known as X: