Crypto news

Bo Hines, with his *impressive* credentials (we’re talking about a guy who helped the government and blockchain hold hands and sing kumbaya), will lead Tether’s grand plan to take over the United States-or at least give it a very strong financial digital makeover. He’ll bring his *wealth of experience* from the private sector, legal wizardry, and his extensive policy knowledge, which, let’s face it, could probably make even the most seasoned policy-maker break into a sweat.

Last week, TeraWulf inked a 10-year deal with Fluidstack to host AI like it’s 2001 and the internet is *actually* cool. 🤖💸

On the 1-hour chart, XRP is a picture of despondency, with a series of lower highs and lower lows painting a dreary picture of decline. The volume spikes on red candles, like the sound of a gunshot at a cocktail party, confirm that the bears are in control. The price hovers around $2.87, a mere shadow of its former self, suggesting a moment of hesitation before the inevitable plunge. A bullish reversal pattern, such as a hammer or a bullish engulfing candle, might offer a glimmer of hope, but let us not get carried away. Risk management is crucial; one must not mistake a flicker for a flame. If $2.87 is breached, the next stop is the dismal region of $2.75 to $2.78.

And just when Dogecoin was on its merry little way, trading near $0.22, the Qubic community (who apparently loves stirring the pot) dropped this bombshell. It seems their track record with Monero wasn’t enough, so they’re eyeing Dogecoin next. The folks who thought Doge was invincible are now sweating bullets, and rightly so. 🐶💥

According to this proposal, Arbitrum is like the cool kid in school who’s got Ronin’s back. With their web3 gaming venture arm, they’re not just a technical partner-they’re like the wingman Ronin never knew it needed. 🎮👯‍♂️

Yes, while the rest of us are desperately Googling “charcuterie board for one” and wondering if prosecco counts as a food group, VanEck’s number-crunchers Mathew Sigel & Nathan Frankovitz (names that sound so posh my spell-check just offered me “trigonometry” for “Sigel”) dropped a ChainCheck report like it’s a limited-edition drop of glitter croissants. The verdict? Bitcoin still has legs-possibly long ones, wearing blockchain kitten-heels. 💃🏽

A cryptic chart, unveiled by the enigmatic analyst Steph, reveals the intricate dance of Stellar’s price cycles over the years. This chart, a tapestry of consolidation and rally phases, suggests that XLM, after a prolonged period of patient accumulation, is on the cusp of a breakout that could rival the grandeur of a fireworks display on New Year’s Eve. Or, more likely, a modest sparkler at a children’s party. Nevertheless, the structure of these cycles hints at a future where XLM might soar to new heights, much to the delight of those who have held steadfast through the doldrums.

But the plot thickens! Just as the story of Isaac’s alleged misdeeds unfolds, ALT5 Sigma has sealed a deal worth a staggering $1.5 billion with World Liberty Financial (WLFI), a company backed by the formidable figure of President Donald Trump. Coinpedia, ever vigilant, reports that ALT5 Sigma now holds a significant 7.5 percent of WLFI’s total supply. A veritable treasure trove, one might say. 💰💎

Solana (SOL), a cryptocurrency that has weathered storms and blizzards with the resilience of a Siberian wolf, received a significant boost to its liquidity and interoperability. On Tuesday, August 19, DEX aggregator 1inch (1INCH) integrated Solana cross-chain swaps with its platform. Users can now swap assets on Solana with those on 12 EVM networks, without the need to rely on cross-chain bridges, a development as refreshing as a cold vodka on a hot summer day. 🥃🌞

Over the 24-hour period from August 18 at 15:00 to August 19 at 14:00, the token lost 2.46%, dropping from $0.244 to $0.238. Trading was a wild ride, with HBAR bouncing between $0.249 and $0.237 on a volume that surpassed 87 million. It’s as if the token was playing a game of pinball, bouncing around unpredictably. 🎮💰