One of Bitcoinās most influential investor groups: newly formed whale addresses, who thought they were invincible, have taken a hit in a market where sentiment is still ambiguous. Bitcoinās volatile swing in the past few weeks has now sent these key investorsā positions into severe losses, as the price drops below their entry levels. Itās like watching a toddler try to juggle flaming torches-entertaining, but ultimately tragic. š„š¶
āIf the fee switch activates, UNI could go parabolic,ā Ki wrote, ālike a rocket built by people whoāve never seen a launchpad. Annual burns could hit $500M if volume holds, and exchanges are holding $830M in UNI. Even with unlocks, a supply shock seems inevitable. Unless the universe suddenly decides to play nice.ā
SoFi just made history (kind of) by becoming the first U.S. bank to offer crypto trading within their app. Now, you can trade bitcoin, ethereum, solana, and probably more, right alongside your usual āsafeā banking activities. What could possibly go wrong? š¤
Low volume means itās struggling to go anywhere, really.
With this latest acquisition, Striveās Bitcoin hoard swells to a staggering 7,525 BTC, catapulting them into the hallowed ranks of the top 15 global corporate Bitcoin holders. Bravo, Messrs. Ramaswamy & Co., for your audacity knows no bounds! š
Wirex, in a move that could either be genius or a Hail Mary, will issue the Cardano Card to millions. This marvel of modern finance allows users to spend ADA and 685 other cryptos via Visa-because nothing says ātrust usā like combining blockchain with the same payment rails that charge $5 to send $20.
Apparently, these political champions believe that vast fortunes-roughly ā¬47 billion in the year 2024 alone-are skimmed off the crypto worldās surface, yet left untouched by the taxman’s eager hand. The current rule, a kind of long-term sweetheart deal, grants exemption if you hold your crypto for more than a year, just like gold, rare collectibles, or that vintage teapot inherited from grandma-the gold standard of incentives, or so they say.
Reports say this grand rollout began on November 10, targeting Squareās US merchants like a well-aimed arrow. But letās not get too excited-4 million is a number, not a revolution. Yet.
The land of XRP may yet bloom to $5 by yearās end, courtesy of a āmega breakoutā that smells like a bull marketās first cup of coffee.
At the grandiose Cardano Summit in Berlin (because where else?), Emurgo strutted onto the stage with a cheeky grin and announced a (wait for it) strategic partnership with Wirex. The result? A shiny, multiāchain crypto card thatās instantly visible toWirex’s whopping six million eager beavers across 130 countries. Summit goers got the first crack at previewing cards made of plastic, metal, and-dare we dream-even virtual! And this is just the appetizer. The main course? A nonācustodial Cardano card rolling out in 2026. Yes, you read that right, a card you actually own-mind-blowing, isn’t it? š½ļø
