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This masterstroke includes the launch of the C10 Index, a crypto asset basket so diversified it makes a buffet look monotone, and the C10 Treasury plan, which is apparently the first of its kind for a U.S.-listed company. Phase 1 involves tossing $500 million to $1 billion into the crypto cauldron, starting with a modest $30 million next week. Long-term, they’re dreaming of a $10 billion scale-up. 🤑 Yes, you read that right-$10 billion. That’s enough to buy a small country or, you know, fund a few more EV prototypes that may or may not ever hit the road. Their grand vision? To connect the EV industry with Web3 capital, creating a “mutual amplification of shareholder and industrial value.” Translation: They’re hoping crypto magic will make their cars more profitable. 🪄✨

Gemini Space Station Inc., the illustrious holding company for Gemini Trust Company LLC, has boldly ventured into the unknown by filing a registration statement with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) on Aug. 15, 2025. This document, as dense and mysterious as a black hole, paves the way for an initial public offering (IPO) on the Nasdaq Global Select Market (Nasdaq) under the ticker GEMI. Founded in 2014 by the legendary twins Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, Gemini Trust Company has grown from a mere trading outpost to a sprawling empire of digital assets.

In a recent communication from the esteemed analyst, Mr. Amr Taha, we are granted insight into the capricious nature of Ethereum’s price trajectory. It appears both the futures market positioning and the balances upon the exchanges are undergoing noteworthy transformations. Upon reflecting on these recent currents in the derivative markets, our financial sage has observed a rather alarming 29% decline in Open Interest over a short span of two days. This follows the fall of ETH prices from a dazzling height of above $4,700 to the slightly less glamorous sub-$4,400 range. Oh, the drama! Traders appear to be hastily closing or liquidating their positions, as if retreating from a social gathering gone rather awry.

BeInCrypto has analyzed three altcoins that might either make you rich or make you question life choices. 🤯

Solana (SOL), that cheeky digital darling, is currently trading near $193-a smidge off its recent peak of $210 but still strutting around like a peacock compared to its 2024 low. Why? Because a shiny new Solana ETF has investors tripping over themselves to get a piece of the pie 🥧. And oh, what a pie it is!

The banking behemoth, in its infinite wisdom, prophesies a 25 basis point (bps) haircut during the Fed’s September soiree (16th-17th). The New York Post, ever the eager herald, trumpets this revelation as if it were the gospel itself. 📜📰

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Let’s be real: HBAR’s fate is stuck in Bitcoin’s shadow like a lost sock in a laundromat drama 🧦🧼. If BTC pulls a Houdini and escapes its current doldrums, maybe-*maybe*-HBAR gets a seat at the recovery table. But don’t hold your breath.

Word on the digital street (in a post on X, the only platform where billion-dollar moves are recapped with emojis and ill-fitting gifs) is that Tom Lee’s latest financial contraption went berserk for Ethereum. Picture this: tens of thousands of ETH, scooped up in under 10 hours. Somewhere out there, a poor intern’s keyboard is being surgically removed from their fingertips. 💻💔

Meanwhile, Monero’s developers are waving their hands and saying, “Eh, maybe it’s an overreaction.” But let’s be honest-when one mining pool gets the power of a small country, the network’s security is about as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake. And investors? They’re nervously eyeing their wallets, thinking, “Is mine next for the reorg remix?”