Binance Coin (BNB) recently established an all-time high above $800, but technical signals now point toward potential weakness. The inability to maintain bullish momentum, combined with fading volume, raises the risk of a deviation at the range high and a deeper short-term correction. It’s like trying to keep a party going when everyone’s starting to yawn. 😴🎶
The job listings read like a script from a soap opera-Schwab, for example, is hunting for a senior product manager in crypto trading and another for on-chain adventures. Because who wouldn’t want to helm a ship in the wild sea of Bitcoin and Ether? CryptoMoon reports that Schwab’s chasing after Bitcoin and Ether spot trading, aiming for their grand debut by April 2026-perhaps just in time for the next global economic comedy show.
This sparks the question: Is this rally sustainable, or is a painful reversal just around the corner? The tension is palpable. 😬
It all started when Google Play Store, the benevolent overlord of all things app-related, introduced updated licensing requirements for cryptocurrency wallet apps. This new policy would apply in 15 countries, including major players like the U.S. and the European Union. Developers, understandably, had a bit of a meltdown when they realized that the update demanded new registrations – think FinCEN’s Money Services Business (MSB) status in the U.S. or MiCA licensing in the EU – for all wallet apps, custodial or non-custodial. Because who doesn’t love a little regulatory nightmare? 😬
But lo! This is not merely a tale of financial woe; nay, it follows the recent decree from the noble EU, which, in a fit of righteous indignation, has chosen to sanction two Chinese lenders for their alleged dalliance with Moscow in the realm of cryptocurrency. A scandal most delicious! 🍿
On a perfectly average Wednesday (unless you were one of the hacked), renowned crypto sleuth ZachXBT revealed an exclusive inside peek at the digital misadventures of a North Korean hacker group. This rare glimpse was courtesy of an anonymous whistleblower who did what any daring insider would do-nosed around in their device, probably while muttering, “What’s this button do?”
Here’s the deal: Radiant Capital, this cute little crosschain lending protocol, got hit with a major cybersecurity breach on BNB Chain and Arbitrum. Now, before you start feeling bad for them, just know the hacker turned that sad sack of stolen money into a fat Ether stash. And now, that stash is sitting pretty with 21,957 ETH worth over $103 million. Sweet gig, right? 🤑
But let us pause for a moment, dear reader, and don our detective hats. 🕵️♂️
The market remains top-heavy, as the CoinDesk 20 marches upward like a proud peacock, while the smaller tokens-oh, those little wallflowers!-drop their flags.
Our beloved oracle, Ali Martinez, has unveiled that the mighty Dogecoin investors-those holding between 100 million and a staggering one billion coins-have gobbled up two billion DOGE in just seven days. Talk about a shopping spree! 🛒
