“After careful consideration,” they intoned, as if the platform had been ailing since its birth, “we’ve decided to discontinue our service.” A bold choice, akin to announcing the sky’s blue after a hurricane. 🌪️
With this license, the venerable firm is now authorized to do what it does best across thirty European countries-offer custody and wallet services-like a seasoned concierge in a bustling casino. And if you think that’s all, they’re eyeing the big leagues: institutional services, treasury management, and all the jazz that makes bankers chuckle with delight.
takes the crown, yet again, for the fourth week of October. 🌟
A sneaky bear flag on the daily chart whispers of a Bitcoin nosedive to $88,000. 🐻📉
With a staggering 26 million users, Robinhood has become the playground for wannabe Wall Street wolves (or perhaps sheep? 🐑). And now, they’re adding BNB to the mix, which means your portfolio can finally be as complicated as your Netflix recommendations. Other crypto options already on the platform include the classics-Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH), and that Dogecoin you pretend to understand. No biggie.
Oh, look who’s back! Peter Schiff, the golden goose of doom, is slapping a NFT on gold like it’s the latest fashion trend. “Tokenized gold,” he says, because nothing says “trust” like a vault and an app. 🤷♀️
Don’t go all wobbly-kneed-buy the dip, dash it all! That’s the battle cry echoing through the crypto corridors as Bitcoin ($BTC) sulks below $110K. What ho, indeed!
Despite this, the market’s gnomes (a.k.a. watchers) insist the conditions are still favorable, thanks to some mysterious long-term chart magic and the whispers of exchange activity. It’s like a fairy tale, but with numbers. ✨
Bitcoin, ever the tempestuous spirit, has found some fleeting solace at $109,449 after bouncing off the more dismal lows of $106,000. But, as with all things crypto, relief is but a brief reprieve, and the bigger charts reveal a disturbing lack of stability. Alas, Bitcoin struggles beneath the heavy weight of the $114,000 resistance level, which is rather like a stubborn glass ceiling, refusing to yield. Should it manage to break through, there’s a glimmer of hope at $118,000-$120,000. But, as the fates would have it, the current trajectory hints at nothing more than a sideways crawl. How delightful.
Now our beleaguered but resilient herald of blockchain, Nischal Shetty-whose optimism could probably outshine the sun-announced that trading will kick off once again this Friday. And lo! To tempt the faithful, for a mere month, they shall bear no fee-free as in free beer, or free shipping if you’re feeling generous-hoping to lure traders back into their labyrinth of liquidity and lunacy.
