Late July, a dismal time. The platform’s revenue slumped, enfeebled, gasping for fiscal air-the lowest since the gloomy dawn of 2024. Yet, Pump.fun (whose name mocks us all), by some devilish arithmetic, produced more than $775 million in fees. Was this a miracle, or merely a testament to the credulity and despair of the masses? Buybacks now steady the ship-sentiment stabilizes, and PUMP, inexplicably, scrambles upward 12% in a month, recovering more than half its August losses. The crowd cheers, oblivious; a brief delirium, perhaps before the doom.