Ethereum (ETH) broke past the $4,000 mark for the first time since Dec. 9 as interest in the digital asset continues an uptrend that began in late June. Data shows that ETH traded at $4,050 at 1:20 p.m. EST on Aug. 8, a gain of approximately 6% in 24 hours and nearly 10% over seven days.
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Now, before you go mortgaging your house to buy more crypto, letâs do the math together. Bitcoin is currently sitting pretty at around $116,650. That means olâ Fapital is predicting a jaw-dropping 662% increase over the next seven years. Ethereum? Currently at $3,900, so weâre talking a 619% leap. And poor little XRP, which is currently chugging along at $3.34, would need a 595% jump to reach its predicted price. Who needs coffee when youâve got predictions like these to wake you up in the morning? âđž
âBitcoin didnât break entirely through the resistance here. Small corrective day, however, on the lower timeframes, itâs clear that Bitcoin is trending upwards again. Crucial area to hold at $115,000. If thatâs lost, likely new lows.â
Tokenizing assets is the latest craze thatâs got the crypto chattering class swooning-think of it as the digital equivalent of turning your grandpaâs antique watch into a smartphone app. Exodus, that self-absorbed crypto platform with more security than Fort Knox, announced on a particularly sunny Friday that itâs jumping in headfirst.
CRG (@MacroCRG to the cool kids) spotted this bullish streak, and honestly, who isn’t? Dogwifhat took a little nap after consolidating like a preggo cow but then decided to perform a breakout-because apparently, resistance is just a suggestion. Trading volume’s climbing, clearly not just a bunch of speculators binge-watching this show. Market’s waking up, folks.
Ethereum bounced back faster than you can say “blockchain” after dragging itself through August 5 near $3,450. It clawed past $3,708, tested it as support (because support is just a fancy term for “Please stay here, pretty please”), and then skyrocketed to about $3,950. On the four-hour chart, ETH’s technically doing the cha-cha above all major EMAs-EMA20 at $3,749, EMA50 at $3,686, EMA100 at $3,623-creating a lovely bullish party. đșđ
Enter Kaal Dhairya, the brave knight of decentralization, who boldly proclaims that SHIB was never meant to be a one-man puppet. Nope! This isnât some boring circus act where one person pulls all the strings – itâs a layered, star-studded universe, like Star Wars, but with more barking. Each token, from BONE to TREAT, is a shiny star contributing to this sprawling galaxy of canine chaos. And after five years of digging their paws into the ground, the SHIB community is finally gearing up for some elections. Yes, democracy in the dog park! Expect proposals like âShibWaterâ (because even dogs need hydration) and other wild ideas that make the creators go, âYep, this is the future!â
The XRP ETF, once the star of the crypto stage, now stumbles through a plot thick with despair. Remember the ProShares Ultra XRP ETF (UXRP)? Launched in July 2025 like a fireworks display, it dazzled on NYSE Arca, and many hoped it would pave the way for Rippleâs grand dĂ©nouement. But lo! Crenshaw, that eternal contrarian, has become the villain in this tragicomedy. With a record of 13 ânayâ votes-each more resolute than the last-sheâs the crypto worldâs answer to a party pooper with a PhD in pessimism.
This marked a daring move for a company in the traditionally cautious world of diagnostics-like a doctor suddenly prescribing horseback riding for a broken leg. Their strategy? Stake, earn DeFi yields, maybe even embed blockchain into healthcare systems-because what better way to connect medicine with the digital age than by risking everything on some wild, pulsating Ethereum? đ
