Egrag Crypto, the soothsayer of the crypto realm, has unveiled a tantalizing tale of XRP’s April antics on X (formerly Twitter). The prophecy? Our beloved altcoin shall first TAKE A TUMBLE, retesting those pesky lower support levels, forming a downward wick that’ll leave you on the edge of your seat! 😱
The futures contracts, which are set to launch on April 21, 2025, will offer both institutional and retail investors a way to bet on XRP without actually having to, you know, own any. It’s a regulated, capital-efficient way to dive into the world of digital assets. What could possibly go wrong? 🤷♂️
Apparently, X has been violating the Digital Services Act, which is like a big rule book for social media companies. 📚 And the EU regulators are all like, “Hey, you’re not following the rules, Elon! 🚫” And Elon is all like, “But I am! 🙄 I’ve got a team of lawyers who are experts at making up excuses!” 🤣
Japanese game developer Enish Co. has made a strategic investment in bitcoin, acquiring 100 million yen ($660,000) worth of the cryptocurrency with the purchase set to be completed between April 1 and April 4.
With a flourish, the venerable brokerage has bestowed upon us a crypto-centric Individual Retirement Account (IRA), inviting U.S. investors of a certain vintage (over18, if you must know) in select states to waltz with Bitcoin [BTC], Ethereum [ETH], and Litecoin [LTC]. 🕺💃
According to the detective work from CryptoQuant, one major culprit behind Ethereum’s sad saga is its seriously waning network activity. It’s like a party where nobody shows up, and all the punch is gone. This low-key vibe is making ETH inflate like a sad balloon that keeps losing air, slowly drifting into the abyss.
The lawmakers are particularly ticked off about the SEC suddenly dropping its case against crypto bigwig Justin Sun, who invested heavily in World Liberty Financial (WLF), a firm tied to the Trumps. They’re demanding the SEC keep all records and explain if Trump’s financial interests are influencing their decisions. Because, you know, the federal government should work for the American people, not just the Trumps and their crypto buddies. 🤷♀️
The Babylonians, in their wisdom, have declared an event of token generation, where the skies will rain BABY tokens upon the early believers. No need for a golden calf here, just a native staking mechanism that would make Moses do a double-take.
Bitcoin’s been doing the hokey-pokey with its price, but these institutional bigwigs seem to be saying, “TradFi market, who?”
In a recent ramble on the social media platform X (formerly known as Twitter, but who’s keeping track?), Coinbase announced it’s adding this spunky DeFi token to its collection of digital assets, albeit with a little “experimental” sticker slapped on it. Now, if that doesn’t sound like a recipe for a wild ride, I don’t know what does! 🚀
