Dotcoms were “innovative,” he says. Sure, until they weren’t. Same with crypto. Bold visions of the future? Please. It’s just a fancy way of saying “I’m selling you a future where I’m rich and you’re not.” 🚀
Now, the QVAC gang is all about this “Local AI” hoopla, which they claim was inspired by some Isaac Asimov tale called “The Last Question.” 🤓 Basically, their gadgets run right on your device, so your secrets stay your secrets. No Big Brother peeking over your shoulder-unless your device is a snitch, which is entirely possible in this day and age. 🕵️♂️
A recent exploit of UXLINK, that most mischievous of protocols, allowed attackers to mint billions of tokens and dump value, wiping out millions in seconds. 🧙♂️💰 Add to that the billion-dollar bridge hacks, which have become as common as a well-timed quip. 🏗️💸
Hold onto your hats, folks! Bybit, the colossal giant of the crypto world, has decided RLUSD deserves a seat at the grown-up table. And guess what? They’ve rolled out multiple trading pairs like RLUSD/USDT, RLUSD/ETH, RLUSD/BTC, RLUSD/MNT, and RLUSD/XRP. It’s like a buffet of options, and everyone’s invited-well, depending on where you’re sitting in the world. (You know, those pesky regulations!)
Sunil revealed that FTX creditors were bombarded by an email from an address pretending to be Kroll. The prose? A Shakespearean tragedy: “Dear Client, Kroll Restructuring Administration LLC is the agent overseeing the resolution process…” followed by a partnership with “Digital Disbursements.” The cherry on top? A no-reply email and a plea to “set up accounts.” Spoiler: It’s a scam.
The corporate hands gripping tight to the soil of Bitcoin, Brazil’s largest crypto exchange, are mostly small and mid-sized outfits-scrappy survivors who’ve seen currencies crumble and inflation gnaw at savings like locusts on crops. Daniel Cunha, Mercado Bitcoin’s corporate wrangler, called them “the new settlers of the digital frontier,” which is a fancy way of saying they’re not here to gamble.
Today’s performance sees ATH pirouetting from its recent lows to the $0.062 mark, with the audience (traders, darlings) holding their breath for a reprise of its $0.12 crescendo. Market sentiment, ever the fickle prima donna, has swung faster than a Coward one-liner, with dips being devoured like canapés at a cocktail party. 🍾
The collision of Wall Street institutions and crypto-native firms is less a revolution and more a chaotic waltz. Investors, meanwhile, clutch their portfolios like nervous debutantes at a stock market ball. The next few weeks? A circus. Let’s dissect the chaos.
Yet lo! A voice rises from the abyss-CRYPTOBIRB, that sardonic oracle of the blockchain-whispers that September’s specter is but a red herring. The true drama, they claim, lies in the fourth quarter, where Bitcoin may yet rise from its ashes, phoenix-like, to claim its destiny. Or perhaps a pyramid scheme? The line between prophecy and madness grows thin, dear reader.
Seventy-five percent of the losses claimed altcoins, and nearly forty-five percent rested on ETH as it slipped from the sunlit four thousand, as if a bright day chose to retreat behind a cloud. Yet the horizon does not relent; the map still glows with quiet, stubborn possibility. 😅
