Crypto news

Let’s dive into the nitty-gritty, what? On-chain data, liquidation setups, and chart patterns-all the jazz that makes a fellow’s head spin like a top at a rotary club meeting. 🕺📈

In a plot twist worthy of a legal drama, CZ’s legal team submitted this motion on Monday to the U.S. Bankruptcy Court for the District of Delaware. They argue that the whole affair falls so far outside the court’s jurisdiction, it’s practically orbiting another galaxy. The claims, they argue, are so detached from Delaware (and, frankly, from the U.S. itself) that the applicable laws don’t even apply. Oh, the joys of international law! 🌍

It’s official: XRP custody has arrived for institutional clients in South Korea, courtesy of the local crypto custodian BDACS. If you’re thinking, “Yawn, another crypto move,” let’s just say this one’s a bit of a showstopper.

With a forecast as bold as Wilde’s wit-an analyst whispering of a $4 valuation-investors are lining up, clutching their proverbial pearls, hoping to catch the downbeat of the next big boom before the music ends. This isn’t just a crypto story; it’s a global flirtation with the monstrous idea of a breakout, a rebellion against the dull chains of traditional finance, with XRP trying its very best to be the star of this magnificent spectacle.

Despite its valiant attempts at downward drift, Pi still hovers perilously close to that dreaded ATL – apparently convinced that markets are just a great place for a really long, sad slide, much like an express train towards disappointment.

TAO Synergies, the self-proclaimed largest publicly-traded custodian of Bittensor (TAO) as a treasury asset, has announced its current holdings of 42,111 TAO tokens. This impressive stash includes both directly acquired tokens and those minted through the mystical art of staking. 🪙🧙‍♂️

The Plot Thickens!)

As of now, Metaplanet shares are worth a measly ¥910 ($6.18), which is the lowest level since May 23. That’s a 55% drop from this year’s peak, which is like watching your favorite TV show get canceled after one season. The company’s market cap has plummeted from ¥1.14 trillion to ¥638 billion. Ouch!

Right now, Bonk is basically sitting on a razor’s edge, teetering between a heroic rebound or a plunge into the abyss. The chart looks less like a smooth line and more like a high-stakes game of Jenga, where one wrong move could bring the whole thing tumbling down. The big question: will it rally back to its shiny swing high, or will it say “bye-bye, bullishness” and head south?

This year, the ominous shadow of the curse has already crept across the land, as the once glorious Bitcoin rally finds itself slipping under the weight of hefty whale liquidations, dizzying ETF outflows, and macroeconomic worries. At this very moment, our beloved Bitcoin is playfully dancing around the precarious $111,000 support zone, like a cat on a hot tin roof.