Bitcoin’s Plunge: A Tale of Greed, Fear, and Liquidated Tears 😂💸

Bitcoin's tragic plunge

And what of the core PCE inflation, that shadowy specter lurking behind the curtain? It rose, ever so slightly, to 2.9%, a whisper above June’s breath. The Federal Reserve, that grand arbiter of financial destiny, clings to its target like a drowning man to a raft, yet the difference is but a trifle, a mere hiccup in the grand scheme. 🏦📉

😱 Bitcoin’s $100K in Peril? Bollinger Bands Say “Uh-Oh!” 🚨

Here’s the tea: Bitcoin flirted with the upper band near $124K (hello, hot date gone wrong) and now it’s sliding back to the midline at $107K. 🛷 Sound familiar? Oh, it should. BTC’s been here before-hitting the top, then face-planting like me after one too many chardonnays. 🥂 If the midband doesn’t hold (fingers crossed, toes crossed, everything crossed), we’re looking at a nosedive to $88K. Six figures? Bye, felicia. 👋