Back, with the fervor of a prophet, declared Carter’s musings as “uninformed cacophony,” a jangle of folly that serves no purpose but to agitate the faithful. The schism within the Bitcoin community, once a quiet murmuring, now roars like a tempest, as the faithful debate whether to whisper warnings or raise alarms in the face of an uncertain future.
CryptoQuant has issued a warning that Bitcoin could be entering a new bear market. The platform’s data suggests a potential decline toward $70,000, and even as low as $56,000, over the next few months. This is the kind of news that makes investors feel like they’ve accidentally bought a ticket to Mars, only to discover the spaceship is powered by existential dread and bad decisions. 🪐
Between April 2023 and December 2024, Spektor allegedly contacted Coinbase users by phone, email, and text message while pretending to be a company representative. According to Brooklyn District Attorney Eric Gonzalez, he told victims their cryptocurrency accounts were at risk from hackers and needed immediate action. One might say he was the very embodiment of a digital D’Artagnan, though with far fewer noble intentions. 🦊
The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, that paragon of financial order, declared on Friday that it has finalized its grim opera against Gary Wang, Caroline Ellison, and Nishad Singh, whose roles in the FTX debacle were as pivotal as they were morally dubious. The stage was set in the Southern District of New York, where the curtain fell on a multi-year farce of equity manipulation.
The prize? The right to sprinkle interest on stablecoin deposits like fairy dust. Who knew money could be so magical? ✨
So, this fella, who goes by the name of Protechtor (sounds like a superhero, doesn’t it?), has come forth with a shiny new update regarding the price action-yes, indeed! He’s pinpointed the golden range for taking profits should the market decide to go on an upward jaunt. In a post on X (whatever that is, sounds like a spy organization), he went on about how our dear altcoin just pulled off a little liquidity grab over at Coinbase, filling that wick like a pot-bellied cook at Thanksgiving. 🦃
To make things even juicier, they’re offering a whopping $5 million for tips that help shut down these fraudsters. That’s right, folks! If you’ve got the goods on any shady characters, you might just be rolling in crypto cash! 💵
The market, that fickle mistress, adds her weight to the drama, ensuring HBAR remains shackled, despite fleeting moments of stability near its key support zones. Alas, even these are but fleeting illusions of hope.
Arthur Hayes is suddenly everyone’s favorite crypto detective, sniffing out the trail of his own treasure. 🕵️♂️💸
Our intrepid victim, bless them, thought they were being smart by testing the waters with a modest $50 transfer to their address. What they got instead was a scammer’s best trick: spoofing their wallet using identical first and last four characters. Think of it as a jealous twin situation, except the twin is totally bad news!
