Crypto news

Ondo (ONDO) is dancing at about $0.71 with a market cap of $2.3 billion-big enough to matter but not enough to make everyone jealous. It once soared over $2, but now it’s playing hard to get. Support lines have tested it like a stubborn teenager, which might mean it’s ready for a growth spurt. Resistance between $1.17 and $1.70? That’s the line in the sand. Ondo’s big ambition? Tokenizing real-world assets-basically turning your granddad’s antique teapot into digital gold. Long-term growth potential? Think of it as a seed that might someday grow into a tree-if it doesn’t get eaten by bugs.

While Bitcoin clings to its “digital gold” crown, Solana, Ethereum, and BNB Chain sprint ahead, powering DeFi, NFTs, and meme coins with the grace of greased lightning ⚡. But now, enter the scene: Bitcoin Hyper, a Layer-2 solution that’s raised $24.4 million in presale. Is it a miracle or a modern-day Nose? Only time will tell. 😂

“Look, I’ve always said Bitcoin was going to end up being something like electronic gold. It’s a store of value. It promises no return. It’s just… you buy it and hold it for some appreciation. That’s exactly what you do. It’s commodities like gold. That’s it. There’s nothing wrong with it. It has a positive price. It doesn’t have any fundamental value. I don’t think gold has really any fundamental value either,” Waller said, as if he’s explaining quantum physics to a toddler. 🧠👶

What followed was a resurrection worthy of a Soviet-era parable: ENA leapt 200% from its lows, as if the market had collectively remembered how to breathe. Accumulation? Yes, but not the kind that feeds hope-this was the cold calculus of wolves in suits, snatching up scraps like a feast at a gulag. Now, at $0.46, the token clings to a short-term trendline like a drowning man to a rusted railing. 🛑📈

Price action remains below the value area low and high-timeframe resistance. It’s like a ghost town, but with dollars. 🏚️

Meanwhile, Arthur Hayes, that sartorially splendid oracle of crypto, has declared Japan’s stimulus a prelude to “fiat money printing,” which, he insists, will see Bitcoin rocket to $1 million. “Translation: Let’s print money to hand out to folks,” he quipped on X, as if orchestrating a grand financial waltz. 🎩🚀

O wretched GPT-5, whose returns plummeted with the grace of a falling apple! A loss of 64.22%, a total of $6,367 lost, a tale of despair. 🚩📉 The leaderboard, a stage of chaos, reveals that even the most advanced models are but jesters in the court of finance. 🎭

According to a Bloomberg report (yes, the same folks who make financial news sound like a soap opera), this service lets both companies shuffle US dollars, British pounds, and euros across borders faster than a politician dodging a tough question. Traditional banks? Oh, they’re still stuck in the “weekdays only” mindset, taking their sweet time to process payments while the rest of us have moved on to blockchain’s 24/7 party. 🎉

XRP’s price is currently on a downward spiral, dropping 0.97% in 24 hours and 5.4% this week. It’s like watching a toddler’s temper tantrum, but with fewer snacks. 🍫