On the fateful day of March 17, this ad, which could only be described as a masterclass in insensitivity, was swiftly yanked from the airwaves. It seems the creators had a penchant for poking fun at the delicate subject of gender identity, igniting a firestorm of criticism that would make even the most seasoned public relations expert weep. 😱
Well, shucks, folks! It looks like the world of cryptocurrency is gettin’ all sorts of interesting. Let’s take a gander at what’s happenin’ in the wild west of crypto.
According to CoinShares, digital asset investment products have now endured five consecutive weeks of outflows, amounting to a total of $6.4 billion within this timeframe. This marks the worst outflow streak in history, with $1.7 billion exiting the funds just last week alone. The persistent negative sentiment has driven total assets under management (AuM) down by $48 billion since the beginning of this downturn.
Now, what is this open interest, you ask? It is the total number of futures contracts still hanging around like uninvited guests at a party. And what do we see? A drop of 2.69% in the last 24 hours, mirroring a 5% tumble in ADA’s price. Quite the synchronized dance, wouldn’t you say? 💃
👏 Analysts are whispering, “Could it be the French connection?” The rally suspiciously followed the freedom saga of Pavel Durov, Telegram’s enigmatic emperor. With the French authorities ‘graciously’ handing back his passport on March 15, Durov wasted no time ditching the croissants and heading to Dubai 🌴. His heartfelt declaration: “It feels great to be home,” hit like a rebel anthem for crypto believers worldwide.
After a meteoric rise of 381% at the end of last year, XRP reached a dizzying height of 0.000033 BTC for a single coin. But then, like a cat that suddenly remembers it has a nap scheduled, it decided to take a breather. Shocking, I know! Who would have thought that a cryptocurrency would behave like, well, a cryptocurrency? 😏
Now, if we were to compare this paltry sum to the roaring success of Bitcoin (BTC) and Solana (SOL) futures on their debut days—$102.7 million and $31 million, respectively—one might think the Solana futures were more of a damp squib than a firecracker. Talk about a party pooper! 🎉
Charles, unamused but ever the performer, lamented the relentless tide of misinformation. He quipped that it takes millions of dollars, years, and apparently a touch of witchcraft to undo such fabrications. “We’ll still be hearing this drivel in 2030,” he sighed, presumably while penning his next masterpiece. 🕰️
The price of Binance Coin (BNB) has declined by 0.37% since yesterday. Ah, the joys of being a crypto investor! 😩
In a most astonishing turn of events, data from CoinGlass reveals that in the span of a mere 24 hours, a staggering $8.49 million has been liquidated from XRP. One cannot help but chuckle at the plight of those who dared to bet long on this capricious coin, suffering the brunt of this financial tempest.