Where once red tape ensnared these modern merchantsâallowing only prosaic cash settlementsâthe rule change now throws open the gates. Goldâs stately precedent is to be echoed; in-kind trading, as familiar to commodity barons as misery is to peasants, now emerges in the glimmering shadows of Bitcoin and Ethereum. Behold, the world turns, and not even the SEC can hold it still.
Back in July 2025, these mysterious Solana whales were busier than a comedian at a roast, shuffling around over 5 million SOLâworth a cool $850 million! Most of it was zipping from exchanges to cold storage, like they’re prepping for a crypto apocalypse or just hoarding for fun. đ This screams “accumulation” not “panic sell,” so maybe the big players are finally getting smartâor just greedy. Either way, it pumped the price from meh $150s to almost $180, proving that when whales move, the little fish follow. Now, with less sell-off pressure, we’re eyeing that $200-$240 sweet spot. Cha-ching! đ°
In a move that could be straight out of a spy novel, CoinDCX has officially dismissed the notion that itâs in talks with Coinbase for a potential buyout. The rumors started swirling just days after CoinDCX reported a significant security incident that hit its operational systems hard.
Ladies and gentlemen, Solanaâs SOL has tumbled 10% this week, now resting at $177 (per CoinGecko, that oracle of cryptoâs fate). But fear not! Ali Martinez, Xâs most ardent prophet, claims the TD Sequential indicator shouts âBUY!â with the enthusiasm of a court jester selling snake oil.
This magnum opus of regulatory jargon dives into President Donald Trumpâs crypto escapades, from big moves to barely-there whispers. But for those whoâve been glued to their screens tracking every twist and turn, prepare to be underwhelmed. Itâs less ârevelationâ and more ârecycled news.â Officials claim the government is leagues ahead of the Biden era (applause, please đ), citing the GENIUS Act for stablecoin regulations and the Clarity Act inching through Congress like a snail on vacation.
To paint the picture: our dear friends at Hyperliquid found themselves in quite the pickle when their backend API decided to take a coffee break between 14:20 and 14:47 UTC. Users were left in a state of bewildered agony, unable to execute trades, close their positions, or even peek into their accounts. What a charming way to spend an afternoon! đŠ
According to Schwartz, the banks prefer to keep their shiny digital assets hidden off the grand on-chain stage, whispering secrets in the shadowy corridors of the off-chain world. But, hold onto your digital hats, he inklings a changeâa revolution of sortsâwhere institutions will finally see the shimmering light of on-chain advantages. “But I agree it has been very slow,” he confesses, with a tone that suggests patience isnât exactly his middle name.
President Trump, always one to make a grand entrance, is ready to kick off Americaâs âgolden age of crypto.â But guess what? No mention of the government holding any Bitcoin or other digital assets. Like, whatâs the point if youâre not going to go all in? đ¤ˇââď¸
It’s been stuck in this range since last Thursday, but get thisâtwo key on-chain metrics have tanked over the past week. So, investor interest is cooling off faster than ice cream in the Arctic, upping the chances of a downward spiral. Who needs excitement, right? đ
The heralds proclaimed on Tuesday that this enterprise shall clutch at least 43,500 BTC, a sum fit for kings, worth some $5.15 billion, after snatching an extra 5,800 tokens from Tether. ‘Tis an uptick of 1,500 Bitcoin beyond their initial daydreams when they burst onto the scene earlier this year. đ
