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According to The Korea Herald, the BOK is totally on trend with other global banks that are like, “Let’s not and say we did” about crypto in their portfolios. 🤷‍♀️

Now, Calacanis, a prominent American entrepreneur with a flair for the dramatic, claims that Saylor has hijacked the leading cryptocurrency like a pirate commandeering a ship full of treasure! Arrr! 🏴‍☠️ But wait, there’s more! He believes that Saylor’s relentless buying spree is causing chaos in the Bitcoin ecosystem, like a bull in a china shop—only this bull is wearing a tuxedo and has a penchant for digital gold! 🐂💎

Bitcoin, the once-mighty flagship of the crypto fleet, bore the brunt of this exodus, followed closely by its companions, ETH and SOL. Yet, amidst this chaos, one cryptocurrency emerged from the fray, not merely surviving but thriving, like a cockroach after a nuclear fallout. 🪳

But wait! Amidst this gloomy downturn, a glimmer of hope appears! A recent development suggests that a reversal might be brewing for our beloved Dogecoin. This revelation comes courtesy of Dogecoin’s latest weekly close, which, in a twist of fate, closed with a candlestick that is often associated with trend reversals. Yes, folks, it’s a Doji candle! 🎉

According to their latest report, Ether finds itself in a bit of a pickle, all thanks to the rise of those sprightly layer-2 solutions, like Coinbase’s Base. It’s like watching a turtle race against a hare, and let me tell you, the turtle is not winning this time! 🐢💨

Ali, in his infinite wisdom, presented a Dogecoin weekly price chart that resembled a dog chasing its tail 🔁. An ascending channel, he proclaimed, a bullish chart pattern that shows a series of higher lows and higher highs. Like a dog returning to its favorite bone, prices are expected to bounce off the upper and lower boundaries of this channel.

In his podcast, our gallant Pompliano proclaimed that to replace Bitcoin is akin to trying to replace the sun with a mere candle! He argued that even the most groundbreaking technologies, like the internet and mobile phones, have yet to be usurped by something more splendid. Truly, a bold assertion! 🌞

So, the big kahuna of cryptocurrencies, Bitcoin (BTC), is seeing its numbers go south. CryptoQuant’s community expert, the mysterious @Darkfost_Coc, has the scoop. It’s like fewer and fewer traders are holding onto their leveraged positions. What’s the world coming to?

In a most curious twist, the illustrious Ethereum (ETH) has ascended by a modest 0.85% in the past 24 hours. A veritable rise akin to a snail’s pace! 🐌

Lo and behold! The price of our dear XRP has risen by a mere 1% in the span of a day. A triumph worthy of a grand celebration, or perhaps just a polite nod? 🎭