Recent on-chain revelations unveil that almost half of Bitcoin’s realized cap now swims in the hands of these new whale buyers. This marks a dramatic departure from the familiar currents of past Bitcoin cycles, where the old guard ruled the seas with their frugal accumulation during the golden days of low prices. 🐋💰
This bold proclamation comes hot on the heels of Coinbase’s latest adventure: teaming up with the Brooklyn District Attorney’s Office to take down a gang of crypto ne’er-do-wells. Yes, you heard that right. The DA’s office and Coinbase, like a modern-day Batman and Robin (but with more spreadsheets), have been working together to unravel a scam so devious, it would make Moriarty scratch his head. 🦇🤝👮♂️
This jump, mightier than a kangaroo on a moonshine kick, has got folks asking themselves with their brows all fogged up if there’s some secret sauce propelling CHZ to the high heavens.
Over on the social media realm, known to mortals as X, the Terraform Labs’ Plan Administrator waved its digital wand and declared, “We seek $4 billion, sir!” Jump Trading, it seems, was accused of concocting spells of “illicit market manipulation, self-dealing, and misuse of assets.” All this, according to the administrator, was the secret recipe for a feast at the expense of unwitting investors 😏.
You see, a whimsical memecoin tied to the president popped into the spotlight just as he was gearing up for a grand re-entrance into the White House. Once upon a time, getting sensible crypto rules was like gathering everyone in the neighborhood for a peaceful bake sale. But now, it’s more like trying to herd cats wearing tutus!
This filing, a labyrinth of full spot backing, staking integration, and in-kind creations, whispers of a framework designed to dance with the very essence of SUI supply. A game of chess, where every move is a calculated risk. 🎯
“There is always an altcoin season afoot,” proclaimed Hayes, with the air of one explaining the obvious to a particularly dull housemaid. “And shouldst thou persist in thy lamentations that ‘tis nowhere to be found, ‘tis merely because thou didst neglect to purchase that which hath ascended most handsomely.”
Thursday dawned bright with Bitwise Asset Management tossing Form S-1 into the U.S. SEC’s inbox, proposing the Bitwise Sui ETF-a product so audacious it claims to track the spot market price of SUI, as if the token isn’t already a circus act. 🎪
In the spirit of prudent speculation, BeInCrypto has scrutinized three altcoins that may just present intriguing prospects for investors willing to brave the unknown this weekend.
In a Friday X post-because what’s more fashionable than announcing your exit on a social media tantrum?-Lummis declared she’s calling it quits for the 2026 reelection. Elected for a six-year stint back in January 2021, she swiftly turned herself into the congresswoman of coins, aligning herself cheekily with Donald Trump’s crypto ambitions. Quite the remix, eh?
