Meanwhile, Arthur Hayes, that sartorially splendid oracle of crypto, has declared Japan’s stimulus a prelude to “fiat money printing,” which, he insists, will see Bitcoin rocket to $1 million. “Translation: Let’s print money to hand out to folks,” he quipped on X, as if orchestrating a grand financial waltz. 🎩🚀
O wretched GPT-5, whose returns plummeted with the grace of a falling apple! A loss of 64.22%, a total of $6,367 lost, a tale of despair. 🚩📉 The leaderboard, a stage of chaos, reveals that even the most advanced models are but jesters in the court of finance. 🎭
According to a Bloomberg report (yes, the same folks who make financial news sound like a soap opera), this service lets both companies shuffle US dollars, British pounds, and euros across borders faster than a politician dodging a tough question. Traditional banks? Oh, they’re still stuck in the “weekdays only” mindset, taking their sweet time to process payments while the rest of us have moved on to blockchain’s 24/7 party. 🎉
XRP’s price is currently on a downward spiral, dropping 0.97% in 24 hours and 5.4% this week. It’s like watching a toddler’s temper tantrum, but with fewer snacks. 🍫
Marked with a flourish on October 17, this ‘ChinaAMC Solana ETF (03460)’ is set to premiere on October 27, waltzing onto the Hong Kong Stock Exchange. And hold your lorgnettes-this makes Solana the third coin in the region to achieve spot ETF stardom, following Bitcoin and Ethereum-an aristocratic trio, if you will.
Asia’s three major stock exchanges are actively tightening scrutiny of certain listings. Now the Executive Order specifically addresses crypto asset treasury (DAT) companies. These companies are looking for traditional corporate organization, according to Bloomberg. This opposition directly challenges a major corporate crypto model worldwide. As a result, the market is now closely following regulatory responses throughout the region. 🤷♂️
On a Tuesday as ordinary as a turnip, Federal Reserve Governor Christopher Waller-a man of such gravitas he could make a spreadsheet blush-stood before the Payments Innovation Conference in Washington, DC, and uttered words that would make the ghosts of central banking past faint with shock. “A new era has begun!” he declared, his voice echoing through the halls like a prophet in a bureaucracy. 🗣️
It’s as if Solana, Bitcoin, and XRP are the three musketeers of the filing world, each brandishing over 20 applications, while Ethereum and multi-asset baskets aren’t just standing around; they’ve got double digits of their own. One might say the winds of regulated crypto exposure are blowing a little stronger, with both the institutional titans and the retail thrill-seekers jumping aboard this digital express. 🚀💸
On the fateful day of October 21, the crypto market briefly donned its finest raiment, with Bitcoin strutting past $113,000, Ethereum reclaiming its $4,000 throne, and BNB soaring above $1,100. But, alas! The gods of volatility had other plans. By the wee hours of October 22, the charade was over, and the market lay prostrate, its gains surrendered to the voracious maw of profit-taking. 🕳️💰
Higher revenues, you say? Ah, the on-chain activity hums like a busy marketplace, yet one must wonder-is it a feast or a mere mirage? 🏜️💸
