Crypto news

The feeble bulwarks of support stand at: $0.64 and $0.80.

Ethereum, that most enigmatic of blockchains, hath kindled the flames with its NFT Torch, a pyre lit in the shadow of its tenth anniversary. The faithful flock, eyes aglow with fervor, now march toward the altar of digital collectibles.

Ah, in the foggy mists of modern finance, Peter Schiff emerges as the eternal cynic, casting a weary eye upon the Bitcoin frenzy. He draws parallels to those hapless souls who once defended the dot-com delirium and the real estate roulette, labeling their modern counterparts’ excuses as the pinnacle of absurdity—truly, the “dumbest” ever uttered. … Read more

In a move that’s as exciting as watching paint dry (but way more profitable), TaskOn, the superhero platform for Web3 nerds, has teamed up with YEX Exchange—otherwise known as the digital equivalent of Fort Knox for crypto traders. By wrapping their digital arms around each other, they’re on a quest to grow the Web3 community—think of it as a high-tech rom-com with lots of “trust” and “adoption” sprinkled in, minus the awkward first dates. According to TaskOn’s announcement—because what’s more thrilling than a tweet about partnerships—they’re aiming to make the decentralized world a little less mysterious and a lot more bustling. 🎉

Why August 15 Matters

Month-to-date flows reached an astounding $11.2 billion, a figure that dwarfed the mere $7.6 billion observed after the U.S. election in December 2024, as if the gods themselves had blessed the market with a golden touch.

Remember when CoinDCX got hacked and lost a whopping $44 million? Yeah, that didn’t exactly do wonders for their reputation. But hey, they’ve managed to bounce back, even if their valuation has taken a nosedive—from a sky-high $2.2 billion to a more modest (but still impressive) $1 billion. Talk about a rollercoaster ride! 🎢

Amid the chilling winds of last week’s downturn, these resilient altcoins not only survived but thrived, hinting at rallies that could mock the skeptics and enrich the gamblers. Or perhaps it’s all just a cruel joke by the market gods. 😏

Robert Kiyosaki, author of the best-selling book Rich Dad Poor Dad, has issued another grim warning about America’s financial future and the vulnerability of traditional retirement plans. His book has been a global success, translated into dozens of languages, and remains a cornerstone of personal finance education worldwide… or so they say. 🧠✨

Behold, three stocks that dare to stand out in this circus of numbers: GLXY, CIFR, and RIOT. Each one a player in the grand theater of crypto, their fates intertwined with the whims of the market. Will they soar like eagles or crash like Icarus? Only the ledger knows—and it’s not talking. 😏