Why, you ask? Well, Bitcoin is essentially cruising downhill with the wind at its back, and by “wind,” I mean the fact that all that pesky bearish liquidity has packed its bags and left town. Talk about a ghost town! 👻
In a tweet that could make even the grumpiest of cats perk up, Susbarium has alerted the Shiba community to watch out for those dastardly impersonator accounts. You know, the ones that promise you rewards so sweet, they’d make Willy Wonka jealous, but are really just traps to snatch your precious crypto! 🎩🍬
According to the wise folks at Cryptorank, XRP has been strutting its stuff with an average monthly price growth of 18% for the past 11 years! That’s right, folks! If history has anything to say about it, we might just see a repeat performance that would make even the most seasoned circus performer blush! 🎪
Right now, SHIB is just hanging out, teetering on the edge of what looks like a breakout. And guess what? The Bollinger Bands—yes, those fancy technical indicators that sound like a band you’d hear at a wedding—are suggesting a 63% move could be coming. I can already hear the wedding bells! 🎉
In a moment of profound reflection, McGlone draws a parallel to the Internet bubble of the early 2000s, a time when the Nasdaq soared to dizzying heights only to crash down with the grace of a lead balloon—an 80% decline that left many a soul in despair. How poetic, how tragically humorous! 😂
As Dogecoin tests its support between $0.15 and $0.17, the technical indicators are practically shouting that it’s in oversold territory. The Relative Strength Index (RSI) is at levels so low, it could be mistaken for a limbo contest! If this support level holds, we might just see a delightful upward move. Who knew finance could be so thrilling? 🎉
This little nugget of denial came hot on the heels of a Wall Street Journal report that suggested the Trump clan was negotiating a financial stake in Binance’s American operations. Because, of course, what better way to invest than in a company that’s been through more ups and downs than a rollercoaster designed by a particularly mischievous gnome?
A Democrat lawmaker has called on the US Treasury to block the Trump administration’s Bitcoin reserve plan, raising concerns about possible conflicts of interest. This move comes amid increasing scrutiny over Bitcoin and its potential role in financial reserves. The debate also includes other crypto coins such as BTC, DOGE, SEI, and Pi Network, fueling discussions about their future.
Ah, the US stock market, a veritable rollercoaster of emotions, has taken a nosedive, all thanks to the ongoing Trump tariff tantrum. The gap between the 200-day and 50-day Weighted Moving Average (WMA) is narrowing faster than a politician’s promises, threatening the dreaded death cross pattern.
