SHIB Burns Skyrocket 27,660%

Okay, so, Shibburn, the guys who keep tabs on all this SHIB burning stuff, they had a little meltdown on Twitter. Apparently, a whole bunch of SHIB went poof! đŸ€Ż Like, a *lot* of SHIB. We’re talking 503,305,764 SHIB gone forever. Gone. Like, bye Felicia. 👋

Nebraska’s Bold Move: Crypto ATMs Under Siege! đŸ’°đŸš«

This new decree mandates that crypto kiosk operators must now procure a license under the ‘Nebraska Money Transmitters Act’—a title that sounds more like a character from a Victorian novel than a regulatory requirement. Furthermore, these operators are now obliged to provide clear disclosures regarding service terms and the ever-looming specter of fraud risks. How delightfully transparent!

Bitcoin ETFs: The Great Money Exodus of 2023!

But wait! BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust ETF (IBIT) decided to be the overachiever in the group, raking in $45.75 million in inflows. 🎉 It’s like the kid in class who actually does their homework while everyone else is busy playing Fortnite. This tiny influx has cushioned the blow for the other Bitcoin ETFs, but let’s be real, it’s like putting a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. đŸ©č

When Dogecoin Takes a Nose Dive: What’s a Shibe to Do? 🚀🐕

DOGE is attempting to maintain its balance between two major support and resistance levels, much like a cat on a tightrope. The $0.14 level is the last bastion of hope, a “last resort” resistance level that the bulls must defend with all their might. If this line is breached, Dogecoin will plummet into a void where no major long-term support has been seen since the dawn of time. đŸ•Šïž

Why 95% of Bitcoin ETF Investors Are Laughing at a 25% Price Drop 😂💎

In a recent tĂȘte-Ă -tĂȘte, Bloomberg’s ETF strategist, the ever-astute James Seyffart, divulged that BTC ETF inflows have dipped slightly to a mere $35 billion, down from a dizzying peak of $40 billion. Yet, this represents a remarkable 95% of investor cash holding firm, even as the BTC price pirouetted downwards by a sharp 25%. Not to be outdone, institutional titans like Goldman Sachs flaunt over $1.5 billion in Bitcoin ETF exposure, as if to say, “We’re in it for the long haul!”

BLACKROCK’S XRP SECRET IS OUT!

BLACKROCK’S XRP SECRET IS OUT! BLACKROCK’S XRP SECRET IS OUT! My dear, it’s simply too, too delicious! Nate Geraci, the president of The ETF Store, has spilled the tea on BlackRock’s plans for an XRP exchange-traded fund (ETF). And, darling, it’s all about timing! He claims that the financial giant will file for the XRP … Read more