Crypto news

For six weeks straight, Ethereum ETFs have been like, “Hey, let’s actually do the thing,” while Bitcoin ETFs are still trying to figure out how to stop being the “I’m too cool for school” type. 💸

A bullish pattern on the ETH chart predicts a rally to $10,000, with $5,000 as the critical resistance level. 💸

On a day not so long ago, August 28th, USDT’s issuer Tether, with the bravado of a merchant who just invented a new coin, announced their plan to introduce their sturdy stablecoin onto the RGB protocol-a newly minted tool designed to give Bitcoin more than just a pretty face and some scarcity stats.

While Husky Inu edges closer to the $900,000 fundraising milestone, the pace has slowed down like a snail on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Why? Because markets have been as volatile as a wizard who’s had one too many cups of coffee. Supporters were hoping HINU would hit $900,000 before the month ended, but alas, they’ll need the patience of a saint-or at least someone who doesn’t mind waiting for their toast to pop.

Ah, but our clever friend Darkfost-the analyst with a pocket full of on-chain secrets-has spotted something intriguing. Turns out, the percentage of Bitcoin still in profit has hit one of those historical “hold onto your hats” thresholds. Yes, darlings, it’s as if the market’s taking a cheeky peek into its own crystal ball. The current high in profit supply isn’t necessarily the sign of impending doom, but rather, a cue for gamblers to grab their chips and brace for what may come next.

Let’s talk about XRP’s personality disorder on different timelines. Over 24 hours, it’s playing coy with a modest growth rate of 0.67%, settling at $3.017. But zoom in closer, and oh boy-it’s been throwing tantrums on lower time frames, dropping faster than your Wi-Fi during a Netflix binge. This rollercoaster behavior has created quite the spectacle in terms of liquidations.

From whispers that El Salvador’s Bitcoin reserves could swell to a cool $1 billion to the grand plans for Bitcoin banks and crypto education programs, this little Central American gem is certainly making waves. Who knew a nation could be so adventurous with its finances? 🚀

The Sandbox, a pioneer in the virtual world, is reportedly planning to lay off more than half of its workforce and replace its co-founders with a new captain at the helm. This dramatic shift marks a turning point for the once-prominent metaverse platform, a move that feels almost as inevitable as the sunrise in the digital dawn.

As of the latest update on August 28, 2025, Bitcoin is lounging around a comfy $113,200, up a modest 2.43% over the last 24 hours – nothing too exciting, but certainly not tragic. The cryptocurrency just pulled itself up from a seven-week low of $108,665, like a gymnast bouncing back from a less-than-graceful landing. It’s forming a lovely little upward trend, but with momentum as fragile as a soufflé, who knows what might happen next?

WorldShards, the brainchild behind SHARDS, is touted as the next great Web3 MMORPG, a fusion of old-world gaming and new-age blockchain. Players, they say, will own their trinkets as NFTs, a promise as glittering as it is dubious. Built for PC, mobile, and consoles, it aims to be everywhere, like a persistent cough in winter. SHARDS, the lifeblood of this digital realm, powers its economy-a currency for the virtual serfs and lords alike.