Ripple rolled out RLUSD in late 2024, with CEO Brad Garlinghouse bragging about its enterprise vibe, trying to one-up those retail-obsessed competitors. As if stability coins need an ego boost. š
The presale is hoppin’ like a frog at a disco, already raking in over $12M! Little Pepe isnāt just another pretty face; itās a tech-savvy marvel that combines iconic meme humor with cutting-edge blockchain wizardry. š»āØ
The past few days have been a rollercoaster for Rippleās native token, XRP. It hit a new all-time high of around $3.65 on July 18 and almost matched it three days later. But then, like a teenager after a night out, it woke up feeling a bit off and plunged below $3. The bulls managed to drag it back up to around $3.07 (per CoinGeckoās data), but itās still down over 10% on a weekly scale.
It’s not that our hero is against ETFs, oh no. In his latest X post, he even admits they’re quite handy for the average investor, who, letās face it, probably wouldnāt know a blockchain if it bit them on the nose. There are ETFs for gold, silver, and now Bitcoin, but hereās the kicker: owning an ETF is like having a picture of a gun for personal defense. š
But wait, thereās more! Cue the villainous Polychain, whose heavy-handed sales of staking rewards have sparked outrage among the peasantsāsorry, the community. Despite their initial investment still being locked away like Rapunzel in a tower, Polychain allegedly dumped over $240 million worth of TIA. Scandalous! šš„ Analysts are clutching their pearls, and rightly so.
Bitcoin, bloated and smug at $123K, struts about like a peacock. And what do the little ones do? They cling to theseā¦ *meme coins*, hoping for a splash of that gilded glory. They whisper of fortunes ā quick, easy fortunes! As if a man could pluck wealth from thin air. It’s all a fever dream, fueled by greed andā¦ frankly, boredom.
Bitcoin (BTC) had a bit of a liquidity hiccup on Friday when an unknown trader decided to make a major bullish bet, aiming for a BTC price of $200,000 by the end of the year. Because why not? It’s not like we have anything better to do with our time. š¤·āāļø
The air is thick with optimism, as evidenced by the soaring value of Circle stock. The issuer of USD Coin (USDC) appears to have timed its Initial Public Offering (IPO) to perfection, with the market inflating the companyās valuation into the stratosphere. Stablecoins have become a lucrative enterprise, and everyone is vying for a slice of the pie. š
In the grand halls of justice, where the gavel strikes like thunder, Christina found herself facing a formidable oneā102 months, indeed. After pledging guilty to charges worthy of a gripping taleāwire fraud conspiracy, aggravated identity theft, and money laundering conspiracyāshe perhaps thought she would at least garner sympathy for her *job creation initiatives*.
The attack was first flagged by blockchain security firm Cyvers, which detected unusual activity across multiple networks including BTC, ETH, BNB, and ARB. WOO X responded swiftly, acknowledging the breach and clarifying that only user accountsārather than internal walletsāwere affected. š§
