The attack was first flagged by blockchain security firm Cyvers, which detected unusual activity across multiple networks including BTC, ETH, BNB, and ARB. WOO X responded swiftly, acknowledging the breach and clarifying that only user accounts—rather than internal wallets—were affected. 🧠
Core Team’s latest magic trick? Now you can buy Pi right within the application—imagine that, a wallet that learns to do more than store digital dust. The new “BUY” button appears like a beacon of hope, or maybe just a clever way to distract us from the looming inevitable dump. 🎭
Here’s the lowdown: VINE, the shiny new cryptocurrency inspired by the ghost of Vine app past, saw an eye-popping surge of over 110%, hitting a mind-boggling $0.079 after Mr. Musk gave it the tiniest bit of attention on his social media. Cue the frenzy! 🤑
Meanwhile, the brave retail traders are clutching their virtual pearls, hoping for a rebound like a cat chasing a laser pointer. But the on-chain signals? They’re giving us the ‘Uh-oh’ look. Both whale giants and institutional elephants are taking a brisk walk away, and the charts are about as flattering as grandma’s bad perfume.
The addition of USYC will allow Binance’s institutional clients to use the token in a range of trading scenarios, bringing tokenized fixed-income exposure directly into crypto derivatives. The asset, which functions similarly to BlackRock’s BUIDL, is backed by Treasury-linked structures and is now natively available on BNB Chain, Binance’s blockchain. 📈
Maple Finance, that’s the outfit behind SYRUP, well, they didn’t get the memo about the downturn. Bitcoin was fallin’ below $116,000—a whole lotta zeros—and over seven hundred million dollars went up in smoke in liquidations. But SYRUP? It was risin’ like a good biscuit. Up thirty percent, with a quick extra seven percent tossed in for good measure. 🤷♂️
Terry Bollea, the man who once commanded the ring with the might of a thunderclap, was laid to rest in a hospital, his final breaths echoing the same chaos that defined his life. Meanwhile, Ozzy Osbourne, the self-proclaimed Prince of Darkness, left this mortal coil, his legacy now a canvas for the desperate and the deluded. 🎸💀
Enter Cryptinsightuk—the guy who’s taken to X (formerly Twitter) to share his two cents. After a double rejection at the $3.65 level (sound familiar? It’s like that one date who never seems to commit), the charts are still putting in higher lows. And that, my friends, is bullish. Despite the resistance acting like a wall, the pattern suggests that we might be in for a continuation rather than a breakdown. Because in crypto land, a little resistance is just another opportunity to say, “I told you so!” And let’s be honest: if charts are worth anything, then maybe, just maybe, XRP’s still got some tricks up its sleeve.
Now, some learned scholars (or perhaps merely those who claim to be such) assure us that this event, though grand in scale, shall not unduly disturb the fortunes of honest merchants. Yet, the markets have been exhibiting a most disagreeable disposition this week, teetering upon the brink as they are. A most inauspicious timing, wouldn’t you agree? 🤔
This achievement makes ETHA the fastest non-Bitcoin ETF to hit that magical $10 billion threshold and the third-fastest overall in U.S. ETF history, bowing only to the almighty iShares Bitcoin (BTC) Trust and Fidelity’s FBTC. Bravo, Ethereum! You’ve earned your place among the financial titans—or at least among the slightly-less-ridiculous ones.
