WOO X, which is powered by the elusive WOO (WOO) token, reported they experienced this dastardly act on July 24. Just nine unsuspecting users were bitten by this naughty attack. 🐍
As we stand on the precipice of protocol change, Fusaka is entering its final rehearsal, with the main event tentatively scheduled for early November 2025. An unmistakable sequela to the Pectra debacle, this upgrade promises to continue Ethereum’s relentless pursuit of accelerated progress.
After a fleeting dance above its descending trendline in June 2025, the token’s spirit faltered, retreating into its familiar prison of consolidation. The market now holds its breath, wondering if WLD will break free from this five-month purgatory or remain a ghost in the machine. 🌀
Oh, dear reader, brace yourself for a tale of woe and confusion! The U.S. Senate, that grand old institution where logic goes to die, has decided that the House’s CLARITY Act is just too clear for their liking. So, naturally, they’re cooking up their own special brand of regulatory stew—one that smells suspiciously like overcooked Brussels sprouts. 🤢
Vitalik Buterin, the guy who probably knows more about Ethereum than your ex, says this is a good idea. Probably because he’s tired of seeing his wallet get charged $50 in gas fees. 😬
Oh, and if you’re still wondering what exactly ENA is in the first place—don’t worry, we’ve got that covered too. Let us unravel this enigma in our Ethena price prediction, a tale as enthralling as a Tolstoy novel. 📖
Meanwhile, BSV, now stranded at 117, grapples with a hefty 4.45% plunge in the past day. Oh, the tragedy! Poor BSV has become the sad clown in this carnival we call crypto. But fear not, for RLUSD marches on, persisting at the serene price of $1.00, as is the call of any self-respecting dollar-backed stablecoin. However, it’s not just about the numbers; it’s about the sheer grandeur of contrast — Ripple has dazzled with a mind-boggling $512 million in 24-hour trading volume — nearly nine times the forlorn $58 million of its rival.
Solana, that fleeting comet of the crypto cosmos, stumbles today, shedding 3.06% in its clumsy dance—oh, the irony of ambition’s fall. 😂
In a turn of fate that would surely cause even the most hardened speculators to shake their heads in disbelief, Binance Coin (BNB) has dropped by 3.28% in the last 24 hours. Is this the end? Or merely the beginning of a new downward spiral?
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