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In the grand drama of $DOGE, we find our hero has been gallivanting rather delightfully since it broke free from the shackles of a downtrend that has been hanging around since December 2024—talk about staying power! 🎭 With a dizzying 70% ascendancy abruptly halted on Monday (much like my diet after a particularly lavish tea party), the price has taken a bit of a nosedive, tumbling down more than 22%. But lo and behold! Those longer candle wicks could suggest that our plucky dog has landed somewhere soft at the bottom. Should further mischief occur below, fear not! There lies fortuitous support starting at $0.21, flanked by an ascending trendline—what a splendid safety net! 🥳

XRP’s got a history that would make even the most steadfast optimist do a little jig! 🕺 It has closed July with green numbers for five glorious years—talk about consistency! We’re talking about July 2020 and 2023 strutting their stuff with phenomenal closings of 48.1% and 47.6% respectively. Will it be three in a row? That’s like a trilogy nobody knew they needed!

Two fortunate wallets received a generous 30 million XRP each, with a third bagging 10 million. The remaining $35 million slipped quietly into two freshly minted digital vaults, each claiming 5 million XRP—probably a subtle bid for privacy, or just a way to keep regulators guessing. The splurge has ignited chatter among the crypto crowd, some crying foul—accusing Larsen of dumping on the faithful—while others defend his actions as a noble act of decentralization, handing out XRP to long-term holders with the stealth of a cat burglar. With over 2.81 billion XRP still nestling in Larsen’s coffers, the questions of motive—or perhaps mischief—persist among market-watchers. 🤔

But is this the stuff of truth, or merely the fevered dream of a market starved for drama? 🤔

Behold, Tradersboat’s analysis! The XRP price has executed a double top, a chart formation as ominous as a funeral march in a pinafore. Buyers, it seems, are as spent as a man who’s just discovered his last shilling, while the altcoin taps into liquidity like a parched traveler eyeing a mirage. The result? A double top hovering above $3.6, yet shy of its $3.8 zenith—a dance of false hope. 🕺

In a July 24 announcement, Horizen declared it had completed this great migration, transforming ZEN into a standard ERC-20 token. Why stop at one blockchain when you can conquer another, right? The move allows ZEN to flirt with decentralized exchanges such as Aerodrome (AERO) and Uniswap (UNI), expanding liquidity options while ceremoniously shutting down both its legacy UTXO mainchain and EON sidechain. Goodbye, old friends; hello, shiny new Base ecosystem! 👋

Ah, the allure of the crypto landscape, where hope is currency and every whisper of a listing is akin to a bard’s sonnet! One would think the prospect of a listing on a grand marketplace such as Binance would guarantee a golden return, but alas! Listing and delisting announcements often transform price movements into akin to a slapstick routine — buy the rumor, sell the joke!

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Here we stand, at the precipice of a decimal point, with SHIB now meandering about the $0.00001353 mark. This figure aligns rather harmoniously with its 20-day simple moving average, which coincidentally corresponds with the revered, yet often fickle, middle Bollinger Band. Presently resting at $0.00001358—a marvelous crossroads indeed; an inviting spot for those returning to the fray, yet a devilish omen for the fickle souls whose spirits waver. ⚖️

In a blog post that reads like the lovechild of a financial analyst and your eccentric uncle who “totally called it” during last year’s Super Bowl, Hayes has laid out his end-of-2025 price targets. Bitcoin, apparently, is destined to ascend to the celestial heights of $250,000—a mere 111% increase from its current perch at $117,982. Meanwhile, Ethereum, the perennial underdog, is expected to perform an Olympic-level leap to $10,000, representing a staggering 179% surge from its present value of $3,572. One might wonder if Hayes has been consulting tea leaves or just the balance sheet of his family office, Maelstrom Fund.