Dearest readers, it comes to pass that the esteemed US Securities and Exchange Commission, in a most remarkable turn of events, has chosen to abandon its case against Uniswap Labs. One can only speculate that this marks a continual pivot in their ever-so-fickle pro-crypto agenda. Imagine my astonishment! 😲 The Uniswap Case and the SEC’s … Read more
Well, shucks, it seems the Bitcoin price has taken a tumble, causing quite a stir among the folks who put their faith in this digital gold. The BTC price has dropped to $86,586, down 8.71% in the last 24 hours. This sudden Bitcoin crash has led to massive liquidations in the cryptocurrency market, and everyone’s … Read more
Oh, what a spectacle! Bitcoin, that digital marvel, has tumbled to a mere $86,050, its lowest since November, as the specter of inflation and Trump’s tariffs cast a shadow over Michael Saylor’s latest $2B purchase. 🤦♂️ Indeed, Bitcoin has collapsed to its lowest level in four months, plummeting to $86,050 as traders quiver at the … Read more
Well, folks, it seems the crypto market is up to its old tricks again, and Shiba Inu (SHIB) is right in the thick of it. The price of SHIB is wobbling around $0.000013, which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. But hey, if you’re a fan of nail-biting suspense, this might just be … Read more
Ah, the vicissitudes of the crypto markets! Cardano, once a beacon of hope in this digital frontier, finds itself in a rather precarious position, like a nobleman caught in a sudden rainstorm, his fine attire perishing amidst the deluge. Analysts, those prognosticators of the digital realm, are pointing to a critical juncture, a crossroads where … Read more
So, here we are, folks! GameStop, the beloved video game retailer that went from zero to meme hero, is being urged to take a wild leap into the world of Bitcoin (BTC). Yes, you heard that right! One brave investor decided to pen a letter to the CEO, Ryan Cohen, suggesting that the company should … Read more
One cannot help but feel a pang of sympathy for the American business intelligence and software firm Strategy (formerly known as MicroStrategy, but who’s counting?). The poor chap has found itself in a bit of a pickle, with its shares plummeting by a rather alarming 55% from its November high. Oh, what a to-do! The … Read more
In a world where cryptocurrencies flip-flop like politicians during election season, the Pi Network (PI) has been the cool cucumber in the salad bowl of digital assets. Launching its Open Mainnet this month, it’s like the Pi Network said, “Hold my beer, Bitcoin,” and then just casually gained momentum while the others had a hissy … Read more
So, here we are. Bybit, the crypto exchange that just can’t catch a break, got hit by a $1.5 billion hack. I mean, come on! Who’s running security over there, a bunch of squirrels? 🐿️ Anyway, Mirana Ventures swoops in like a superhero with a $600 million Ethereum deposit. Talk about a dramatic entrance! 🎭 … Read more
Is the SEC Finally Getting Cozy with Crypto? 🤔💰 So, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is taking a long, hard look at a proposal that could let Grayscale’s Ethereum Exchange-Traded Fund (ETF) do some staking. And by “long, hard look,” I mean they’ll probably take their sweet time and make a decision by … Read more