And let’s not forget the GENIUS Act—because nothing says ‘trust me, I’ve got this’ like officially recognizing stablecoins as legal tender in the good ol’ U.S. of A. Now, ETH’s basically on steroids, ready to dominate the stablecoin scene with a big ol’ smile. 🚀
Now don’t go fainting just yet, for this lost trove is worth roughly $3.43 billion—because who wouldn’t want to lose a bit of pocket change equal to the GDP of a small country? That’s a delightful 0.76% of the circulating supply, which is probably sitting on a beach somewhere, sipping a piña colada while we ponder how to retrieve it. 🍹
In a filing that dropped on Monday—so fresh it’s practically still warm—TMTG revealed they’ve ploughed $1.5 billion from stock sales and another $1 billion from convertible bonds into the BTC bonanza. What’s the message, you ask? Why, it’s as clear as a gin and tonic on a summer’s day: Trump’s not just waving the Bitcoin flag; he’s practically sewing it into his trousers. 🚀
Let’s get this straight: H100 already holds a solid 370 BTC on its balance sheet. That’s right, folks! They’ve got more Bitcoin than my high school friends have excuses for why they still haven’t paid me back. With these new funds, they’re looking to gobble up even more Bitcoin. This isn’t just a phase—they’re going full throttle on that crypto money train! 🚂💰
Now, lo and behold, this curious fellow, Portnoy, was no wise sage plotting his exit, oh no! Instead, he found himself taking unsolicited advice from a chap who initially coaxed him into buying XRP. Out of the blue—and mind you, this was not a “blue moon” kind of deal—this individual sent our dear Portnoy a text filled with bearish tidings. My, my! What a delightful way to ruin a perfectly good trading mood! 📉
On the fateful day of July 21, an astonishing 1,079,999 SOL, valued at a staggering $206.7 million zesty green notes, flashed through the ether in two furtive maneuvers among wallets shrouded in mystery and Coinbase, our U.S. crypto overlord. Data whispers sweetly about these transactions, revealing they took place in under five minutes—amazing speed, eh? Talk about a crypto heist, but without the masks! 😏
Solana is having a strong week, climbing 15.5% over the past seven days and adding another 5.5% in just the last 24 hours. As of 10 a.m. Eastern on Monday, SOL is trading at $192.71 per coin. 🚀💸
Imagine, if you will, a return of 640% in a mere 12 moons! 🌕 Bloomberg, that bastion of financial gossip, doth report that this windfall sprang from investments in companies that hoarded Bitcoin like squirrels with acorns. But hark! 210k Capital, being a private entity, keeps its books under lock and key, though whispers from an anonymous source reveal a global treasure hunt spanning the US, UK, Canada, Australia, and Sweden. 🇸🇪
Eight long years have crawled by, like a condemned man’s final march, and yet, lo! 36 billion XRP remain shackled, their value swelling to a staggering $131 billion in today’s coin of the realm. The masses, ever ravenous for liberation, now fix their gaze upon the hour of release. But ah, the irony! The data from XRPwallets, that oracle of the crypto commons, doth whisper of a timeline stretching from 6 to 10 years, depending on the capricious whims of Ripple’s strategists. 🧙♂️
As the annals of history bore witness, the ether ETF surged forth, unfurling the banners of victory with a staggering $2.18 billion in net inflows—a feat unmatched in the grand saga of ether. Such a performance not only boasts a ten-week triumphant streak but also underscores the burgeoning and perhaps intoxicating thirst of institutions for ETH exposure. Oh, the irony of wealth and wisdom, tangled yet sublime!
