MVRV, NVT, and Stock-to-Flow ratios rise like Frankenstein’s monster-stitched together from entrails of data, hinting that supply tightens tighter than a Victorian corset. Investors, ever the optimists, cling to hope like a drunkard to a lamppost. 🍻
This little project is just an extension of Hive’s shenanigans in the region, which kicked off when they snaffled up Bitfarms’ operations in Paraguay back in January 2025. With this new phase, the total renewable mining capacity at the Paraguayan campus will hit 400 MW, making it the country’s biggest and most boast-worthy facility. And where’s all that power coming from? Why, the Itaipú Dam, of course-famous for its dirt-cheap electricity and carbon footprint so small it could fit in a teacup. ☕️
In a missive on X, Diana echoed the sage words of Jake Claver, whose wisdom is as profound as a Tolstoy monologue. Exchanges, it seems, shall falter like a poorly constructed dacha, unable to bear the weight of XRP holders clamoring to exit at market value. Imagine, if you will, the price soaring to $10, only for the hapless investor to find their order filled at a paltry $8.50. Ah, slippage-the cruel jest of the market! 😂📉
To be blunt, it’s hard to claim that someone “owns” an NFT if third-party technical difficulties can block access. This issue may encourage a shift to other blockchains or a further decline in the NFT sector. Because nothing says “ownership” like a server crash. 😂
Outflows totaling $863K and renewed whale accumulation-a veritable symphony of confidence! 🎻 The sell pressure, once a looming shadow, now retreats like a cowardly bear in winter. 🐻❄️ The whales, those leviathans of finance, have returned to the icy waters, their wallets open and their appetites hearty.
At Bitcoin.com, we’re all about economic freedom. You know, the kind where you can buy a coffee without selling a kidney. Bitcoin Cash is all about bigger blocks, because apparently size matters. More transactions on-chain, lower fees-it’s like the Costco of blockchains. Bulk transactions, anyone?
Total bitcoin futures open interest (OI) stands at $70.75 billion, a sum so vast it could fund a small kingdom. 🏰 CME, that paragon of stability, holds the lead with $16.42 billion-23.2% of the market. Binance, ever the rival, follows closely with $12.79 billion. 🏦
Bitcoin’s dominance is unquestioned, but its speed is as reliable as a goose chasing a hat. With $BTC trading around £108K and spot ETFs pulling in billions, institutions now hold more Bitcoin than ever before, much like a baron hoarding silver.
Towards the tail end of August, those clever chaps at Pi Network unveiled the Pi Hackathon 2025 – a splendid affair designed to coax Pioneers into concocting real-world applications that might, just might, elevate the humble PI token from obscurity to glory. 🎉
stocks, those unpredictable divas, stayed nearly the same, but the Dow, ever the show-off, gained a spry 190 points-how quaint. The S&P 500 tiptoed up a mere 0.02%, and Nasdaq sneered, shedding 0.1%, like a debutante in a sour mood.