Despite the downward trend, $SHIB is still hanging on in the top 20 cryptocurrencies, showing potential signs of a rebound. Whether the whale-sized buys will turn this ship around remains to be seen… but don’t hold your breath (unless you’re into suspense). 🐋
That’s right, folks. The folks at the Ohio Board of Deposit were probably sipping a cream soda when they decided to make history by picking their very first cryptocurrency vendor. Now, any time you owe the state for something (ahem, Uber-like fines, obviously), you can pay in Bitcoin, like the cool kid on the block.
Dip buyers are swooping in like vultures at a buffet, so a rebound might be on the menu… if the market stops being a grumpy cat. 🐱
The proposed Bitwise Hyperliquid ETF would, in theory, hold actual HYPE tokens-because apparently, the financial world has decided that “backed by real assets” now includes digital confetti. The filing is about as detailed as a politician’s promise, omitting key details like which exchange it’ll trade on, the ticker symbol, or, you know, how much it’ll cost. Priorities, people!
Lorenzo Valente, Ark’s resident oracle, graced us with a video on X, where he revealed Ethereum’s current 13.5% slice of the crypto pie. Should this pie swell to $25 trillion in five years (a mere blink in crypto time), Ethereum might strut into the $28,000 arena. A price so lofty, it would make a Rothschild blush. 🎩
The time has come to hold your digital horses as the largest-ever $23 billion crypto options extravaganza is upon us. Bitcoin, Ethereum (the old reliable), XRP (positioned precariously like a tightrope walker), and Solana are all looking to the heavens, wondering if they will soar or plummet. The stakes? Big. The audience? Most definitely anyone who’s ever received an unsolicited investment tip.
Behold, Chainlink teeters at $21.77, with $22.00 looming like a gatekeeper to the heavens. Analyst Crypto Monkey, that sage of the charts, observes the price testing this threshold after a series of humiliations. Will it break through, or shall it be repelled like a poorly timed joke at a funeral? The market holds its breath, and the outcome shall dictate its next whimsical move. 🤡📉
A new Solana-based perpetual futures DEX is now the center of attention, and somehow, SBF’s name is floating around like a ghost in a cryptocurrency haunted house. 🕯️ Is this a comeback? A prank? Or just a very expensive game of “Guess the Next Big Thing”? 🤔
