In a plot twist that could only be described as a cosmic joke, former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried has decided to grace us with his digital presence after a two-year sabbatical that was probably more exciting than watching paint dry. Late Monday evening, he popped up on X (formerly known as Twitter, because why not?) … Read more
Darling, gather ’round! Etherlink, that delightful layer-2 blockchain, has finally emerged from its chrysalis, all thanks to the splendid tech of Tezos. It’s now strutting its stuff, officially production-ready, and what a show it promises to be! At the recent ETHDenver 2025, the team unveiled a rather extravagant incentive program, with a staggering $3 million … Read more
In a most splendid twist of fate, the clever folks at DeSpeed, a jolly good decentralized data platform, have teamed up with the brainy boffins at SkyX, the whiz-kid AI weather wizards! 🌩️✨ Now, this partnership isn’t just a run-of-the-mill affair; oh no! They’re on a mission to sprinkle a bit of blockchain magic on … Read more
Oh dear! The crypto market has plummeted by a staggering 8% thanks to Trump’s tariff threats aimed at our dear friends in Mexico and Canada. These delightful tariffs are set to take effect come March. 🎭 //bitcoinist.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/precio-bitcoin_33709f.jpg?w=640&resize=700%2C379″/> This widespread market decline is causing a dip in demand for Bitcoin and Solana. The fall of these … Read more
In the grand tradition of men who see opportunity in the eye of a financial storm, Changpeng Zhao—crypto czar and bon vivant—has graced the hallowed halls of the social media platform X (formerly known as Twitter) to dispense his wisdom amidst the current crypto market’s rather enthusiastic nose-dive. In a move that would make the … Read more
In the somber hours of the pre-market, the crypto stocks, like weary travelers on a long and treacherous road, found themselves in a disheartening descent. The mighty Bitcoin, once a beacon of hope, along with its altcoin companions, plummeted, leading to a staggering liquidation of $1.4 billion. Coinbase (COIN) faced a 6% drop, while the … Read more
Ah, the crypto market. One moment it’s climbing higher than an over-caffeinated squirrel in a redwood, the next, it’s nosediving like a pigeon that spotted a piece of popcorn on a rollercoaster track. Since Friday, it’s been more “oops” than “wow,” losing a cool $325 billion while Bitcoin‘s price did an impression of a kid … Read more
Binance‘s Trade Shakeup Unleashes Mayhem! 🎭 Binance’s Trade Shakeup Unleashes Mayhem! 🎭 Oh, the ever-so-cunning Binance has struck again, keeping its loyal traders entertained with another soap opera of announcements! Tuesday was ablaze with news that the crypto exchange titan decided to juggle some leverage and margin tiers. The main stars of this tragicomedy? Why, … Read more
Ah, the crypto market, a veritable theater of tragedy! Forsooth, it hath been bleeding profusely this past week, with Bitcoin plummeting to depths unseen since yesteryear. Yet, amidst this cacophony of despair, whispers of a certain Pepe frolic about, as reports suggest a curious uptick in buying activity! 🐸💸 While investors tremble in their boots, … Read more
So, here we are, folks. A blockchain security firm has just dropped the bombshell that those sneaky hackers from Bybit are on the move! They’re shuffling stolen funds like it’s a game of musical chairs, trying to turn their ill-gotten gains into Bitcoin. Why? Because who doesn’t love a good transaction trail that’s as clear … Read more