Behold, Chainlink teeters at $21.77, with $22.00 looming like a gatekeeper to the heavens. Analyst Crypto Monkey, that sage of the charts, observes the price testing this threshold after a series of humiliations. Will it break through, or shall it be repelled like a poorly timed joke at a funeral? The market holds its breath, and the outcome shall dictate its next whimsical move. 🤡📉
A new Solana-based perpetual futures DEX is now the center of attention, and somehow, SBF’s name is floating around like a ghost in a cryptocurrency haunted house. 🕯️ Is this a comeback? A prank? Or just a very expensive game of “Guess the Next Big Thing”? 🤔
Ethereum, Solana, and Dogecoin-those darling altcoins-led the waltz of despair, plunging over 6%. The leveraged market, ever the drama queen, wept $1.13 billion in liquidations today. Oh, the humanity! 😱
In a move that could make even the most seasoned investors raise an eyebrow, Naver Financial has joined forces with Dunamu-the proud operator of Upbit. How, you ask? A stock swap, of course! Forget cash; let’s play this financial game like it’s Monopoly, but with way more zeros. This deal gives Naver control of the biggest crypto exchange in the land. Talk about a power play! ⚡
Kwame Asante planted 500 trees in Ghana, and now he’s waiting for his paycheck like it’s a Netflix series. 8 months later, still no cash. 🌍💸 #TreeHuggerStruggles
In a move as bold as a peacock in full plumage, Brazil’s new provisional measure has taken the audacious step of taxing those elusive, undeclared digital trinkets. The proposal, a mere 7.5 percent, is aimed at those virtual assets that have slipped through the cracks of honesty-or, as some might say, the velvet pockets of the crypto elite. 🕵️♂️💎
In a partnership as unexpected as a summer frost, SharpLink has joined hands with Superstate, a financial technology firm with a name that sounds like it belongs in a dystopian novel. Together, they plan to tokenize SharpLink’s Nasdaq-listed stock, SBET, through Superstate’s Open Bell platform. “A technological achievement?” mused co-CEO Joseph Chalom. “Nay, it is a manifesto, a declaration that the global capital markets are now a stage for the absurd!” 🎭
Solana’s futures’ open interest hits record 71.8 million SOL as the market leans bearish.
Crypto analyst Meliketrader has shared a chart on TradingView that’s about as grim as a rainy Tuesday afternoon. It shows the formation of a classic Head and Shoulders pattern on the Ethereum 4-hour chart. The left shoulder was visible back in August, with the head popping up just in time for a dramatic end-of-month entrance. The right shoulder made its appearance in mid-September, adding a certain ‘je ne sais quoi’ to the whole mess.
One ETH trader lost a staggering $36.4M in a single liquidation, bringing total losses to over $45M.
