🚨👀 ECB is Going Blockchain Crazy! 🤯 ECB Exploring Blockchain-Based Payment System For Central Bank Money Transactions Hey, you know what they say: “If it’s not blockchain, it’s not worth it!” 😂 The European Central Bank (ECB) is exploring a blockchain-based system to help process central bank money transactions. Because, you know, the world was … Read more
Ah, Ethereum (ETH), that illustrious altcoin, has engaged in a most frustrating dance with the $3,200 threshold for the last thirty days. Since the dawn of February, as ETH tumbled downwards beneath the mystical realm of $3,000, our aquatic friends, the Ethereum whales, have donned their rose-tinted glasses, gazing longingly at the asset with an … Read more
Ah, dear reader, it seems the SEC—those guardians of financial propriety—has decided that the time is ripe for a bit of a shuffle, akin to the way a chap might rearrange his collection of bow ties before a big night out. Enter the newly minted Cyber and Emerging Technologies Unit (CETU), which is essentially a … Read more
The esteemed X account of Dogecoin has graced us with a tweet, debating an article which claims that Bitcoin is not a meme coin. Bitcoin: The “Somewhat” Meme Coin, According to Coinbase CEO The article, published by the Bitcoin Policy Institute X handle, was penned by an Assistant Professor of Philosophy at Northern Illinois University, … Read more
Ah, dear reader! Gather ’round as we delve into the curious case of Michael Saylor, the illustrious CEO of the newly christened Strategy (formerly known as MicroStrategy, but who’s counting?). With a flourish befitting a grand magician, he has unveiled the details of a staggering $2 billion loan, a sum that would make even the … Read more
A solemn call to action rings out for the brave souls known as XRP Ledger nodes and validators. Lo and behold, the UNL migration to the new XRPL Foundation has begun its course! Fear not, for the Unique Node List (UNL) will transition from the old XRPL Foundation to the shiny, new one. But hark! … Read more
The coins are bouncing around like a bunch of hyperactive kangaroos, according to CoinMarketCap. ETH/USD Ethereum‘s rate is going up faster than a politician’s promises, with a 1.81% increase over the last day. On the hourly chart, the price of ETH is rising after a breakout of the local resistance of $2,751. If the daily … Read more
“Bitcoin Bravado: Dear Investor, Thou Art Not Ambitious Enough! 😤🚀” Bitcoin Bravado Lo, citizens of crypto-land, lend thy ears to a tale that dost baffle even the most stoic of minds! Here we stand, amidst a tempest, with Bitcoin (BTC) plummeting to a humble $95k, whilst whispers of ETFs, investor frenzy, and reserves echo through … Read more
In a most curious turn of events, the XRP whales have recently engaged in a rather extravagant buying spree, as revealed by the latest on-chain data. One might say it’s a bullish sign for the asset’s price, or perhaps just a sign of their insatiable appetite for digital fish. Whales on a Shopping Binge: 48 … Read more
Ah, the Kaito Airdrop Tokens! Now available for claim, as the highly anticipated KAITO launch goes live on Base, which, if you squint hard enough, might just look like a giant cosmic joke. With a total supply of one billion tokens, you might think you’re holding a winning lottery ticket. But wait! Early community members … Read more