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Yet, amidst the gloom, a glimmer of hope flickers. Top analyst Ali Martinez, that sage of the digital age, has taken to X to proclaim that global liquidity is expanding at a pace that would make even the most seasoned economist blush. Historically, this has been a harbinger of bullish times for Bitcoin, often leading to price surges that make even the most jaded investor sit up and take notice. If history repeats itself, BTC might just find itself on the receiving end of some serious buying pressure in the coming weeks.

For those unfamiliar with this ominous-sounding technical formation, it occurs when the 50-day moving average crosses below the 200-day moving average. This grim specter has historically been a sign that long-term declines are beginning on a number of markets, and our dear DOGE and SOL seem to be falling into this pattern. 🐕‍🦺🌕

Our dear friend, the on-chain analyst—alas, pseudonymously known as Trader Tardigrade, which sounds more like an opulent Victorian bathhouse than a financial guru—has proclaimed that Dogecoin is ready for a magnificent upward gallop. Apparently, it has been galloping along in a cozy little macro channel, just waiting for the moment to leap into the air and leave those pesky bears in its wake.

First off, let’s talk about why we’re even having this conversation. It’s all thanks to Donald Trump’s tariffs, which have made the odds of a recession in the US and other countries skyrocket. PIMCO analysts have boosted their recession odds to 35%, and the Atlanta FedNow tool estimates that the economy will contract in Q1. Yikes! 😱

But with the S&P 500 dragging its feet in a bearish stupor, I fear we are plunged into a comic tragedy, with 59.2% of investors forecasting doom and gloom. The bearish bears have dominated S&P 500 for three consecutive weeks—an occurrence unprecedented since 2009. These numbers, my dear friend, signify not a mere passing malaise but a dreadful collective psychiatry of fear. Streams of excessive dread often herald a capitulation before a miraculous resurgence. Alas, does the Nasdaq’s and S&P’s flirtation with risk assets hold a glimmer of hope for the crypto underbelly? Could their despair signal a gathering storm of rebirth for cryptocurrencies? 🎭

PAWS – это популярному Telegram mini-приложению, которое также стало вирусным среди инвесторов криптовалют за свой механизм начисления очков, где пользователи зарабатывают очки за выполнение простых задач. Такие мини-игры популярны, многие уже запустили свои токены, но только немногие выжили. Поэтому ожидания намного выше за запуск токена PAWS и аэродинамики.

According to the esteemed Wall Street Journal, representatives of the Trump clan have engaged in clandestine discussions regarding the acquisition of a stake in Binance’s American operations. This revelation arrives on the heels of a rather extravagant announcement: the Abu Dhabi-based MGX has graciously bestowed upon Binance a staggering $2 billion for a minority stake. Ah, the sweet scent of money wafting through the air! 💸

Now, we’re on the hunt for those jolly little tokens that can turn our sad $1k into a staggering $100k! Spoiler alert: these magical coins boast good fundamentals and technicals—because why just “wing it” when you can have a solid math equation behind your madness? 🔮

According to a staggering 97% of investors—who, let’s be honest, probably just flipped a coin—there’s a strong belief that the Federal Reserve will keep interest rates as they are during the March 19 meeting. Meanwhile, the CME FedWatchTool suggests that rates won’t budge until June 2025. Talk about a long wait! 🕰️

Behold, XRP! This little rascal has been bouncing off the $2 support level like a rubber ball, all while the SEC lawsuit looms over it like a dark cloud. Speculation is rife, and whispers of a resolution are swirling about, igniting investor interest like a match to a firecracker. 💥