Ethereum’s Hilarious Journey: From Resistance to Riches—Can You Handle the Laughs? 🤣🚀

An analyst named LSplayQ – sounds like a character from a ’70s spy film, doesn’t it? – has declared on X (because why not?) that Ethereum completed a rounded bottom formation on the daily chart. That’s not just a shape; it’s a whole trend reversal party! 👏 The market’s mood has gone from “We’re doomed!” to “Oh boy, let’s go shopping!”

Abacus Market: The Great Bitcoin Heist of 2024! 🕵️‍♂️💰

According to TRM Labs, the blockchain sleuths of the digital underworld, both the darknet platform and its clearnet mirror went dark in early July 2024. The sudden shutdown has left users locked out of their accounts, unable to recover funds, and feeling like they’ve been played in a high-stakes game of digital three-card Monte. 🎩🃏

Shocking Token Heist: $520,000 Vanished From 1inch Router’s Design Flaw!

Oh, the irony! Blockchain security savants at Carbontec have illuminated a rather significant design quirk in the illustrious 1inch’s Aggregation Router v6 smart contract—an essential cog in the defi machine that orchestrates token exchanges for a vast legion of users. What’s the scandalous twist, you ask? Anyone and their pet goldfish could withdraw tokens that had mislaid themselves into the contract; the privilege was not reserved solely for the owner. Talk about sharing! 🐠💰

Boundless Beta: The Zero-Knowledge Revolution Begins!

According to a press release shared with crypto.news on July 15, Boundless Network has deployed its Mainnet Beta on Coinbase’s Base blockchain, introducing what they call the first “universal” zero-knowledge protocol. Backed by RISC Zero’s zkVM, the incentivized testnet has already drawn participation from major players including the Ethereum Foundation, Wormhole, and EigenLayer—an unusual show of early confidence for a project still in beta.