According to the latest gossip from the market, these whales have offloaded over 270 million ADA—worth about $170 million. That’s enough to make anyone’s head spin, especially during a week filled with geopolitical fireworks. 🎆
Every time Ethereum has danced around this level, it has led to raucous rallies, leaving Bitcoin in the dust. Traders, with bated breath, are glued to their screens, hoping for a déjà vu moment where Ethereum flexes its muscles after a long, dreary slumber. 💤
Several firms have officially launched new Bitcoin treasury positions, presumably after consulting their magic eight balls:
According to the report, the liquidation cascade was primarily triggered by overcrowded leveraged short positions. As Ethereum began its valiant recovery from recent lows, traders who entered short positions too late found themselves in a rather uncomfortable position. 🤦♂️
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According to the ever-reliable sages at CryptoSlam, this marks the most significant weekly gain in recent memory for this peculiar sector. It seems the masses have awakened from their slumber, driven by the intoxicating scent of profit and the allure of digital art that one cannot even hang on a wall.
This bullish sentiment is overshadowed by larger bearish signals looming over the asset, as a whale’s recent massive CEX deposit hints at potential downside, coupled with a more than 40% drop in the trading volume. 🐳💰
But wait, there’s more! The Ethereum Foundation, being the knight in shining armor it is, has promised to match an additional $750,000 in donations from the lovely crypto community. How kind! They took to the X platform (what a wonderful way to communicate these days!) to announce this generous offer. Here’s what they said:
But don’t count DOGE out just yet 🙅♂️. A sharp shift in BBTrend and improving momentum metrics suggest traders are watching closely for a potential breakout attempt 🔍. It’s like the old saying goes: “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then buy DOGE 🍋.”
Chaos swirls in the world outside; banks stammer, stocks tremble. But Bitcoin, that obstinate orphan of modern finance, stands—propped up by the icy grip of long-term holders. AMBCrypto, with the diligence of a Soviet office clerk, wonders: how long can these tired hands cling to hope?