Ah, dear audience! Gather ’round as we unveil the latest antics of the illustrious Michael Saylor and his merry band at MicroStrategy, now whimsically dubbed “Strategy.” It appears our gallant knights of cryptocurrency have decided to take a most unexpected sabbatical from their Bitcoin buying spree! 🏰💸 MicroStrategy Halts Bitcoin Purchase And Shares Sale In … Read more
Oh, darling, brace yourself! A staggering $279 million has been unceremoniously liquidated from the cryptocurrency market, leaving traders gasping for air. According to the ever-reliable CoinGlass, our dear altcoins have taken quite the beating in the last 24 hours, particularly those long-position traders who seem to have misplaced their sense of direction. Crypto Liquidations: A … Read more
Oh boy, here we go again! Bitcoin‘s price is doing the tango with the bears, but guess what? Investors are like, “Nah, we’re good, we’ll just keep buying this shiny digital gold.” 🤑 Bitcoin Bulls Are Like: “We Got This!” Mr. Know-It-All, Darkfost, did some fancy dance with numbers over at CryptoQuant and found out … Read more
Ah, the endless cycle of market speculation—they say patience is a virtue, but six weeks had passed in what felt like an eternity of tedium as XRP languished, caught in its tedious sideways shuffle. Like a bear poked awake from hibernation, it finally stirred come November, proving that the fickle hand of fate can choose … Read more
In a world where rumors flutter like social butterflies, the grand Binance has found itself the subject of a most peculiar tale. It appears that the whisperers of the digital realm have been quite busy, spinning yarns about the exchange being on the auction block. Alas, such fabrications have been met with a firm denial … Read more
Oh, Solana (SOL), you’re a real rollercoaster, aren’t you? In just 30 days, you’ve plummeted a whopping 45%! 😱 But don’t worry, we’re here to help you navigate these turbulent waters. 🌊 You see, Solana, it’s all about perception. As the market’s love for high-risk assets waned in February, your sell-off became more severe. 📉 … Read more
In a world teetering on the brink of digital revolution, one cryptocurrency exchange dares to ascend the lofty peaks of the European market: OKX! The revelation came today, like a thunderbolt, that this trailblazer has flung wide its gates to the 28 EEA countries, emerging from the depths of regulatory wrangling with a MiCA pre-authorization, … Read more
So, Ripple‘s CTO, David Schwartz, has decided to stir the pot in the crypto kitchen! 🍲 In a recent tête-à-tête on X (because who needs face-to-face conversations anymore?), he dropped some spicy insights about the XRP Ledger (XRPL) and the whole Bitcoin vs. XRP drama. Spoiler alert: he’s not convinced Bitcoin is the king it … Read more
Ah, the world of cryptocurrency, where the only thing more volatile than the market is the commentary surrounding it. Enter Charles Hoskinson, the founder of Cardano, who recently took to the digital stage to unveil his latest prediction for the “new next thing” in crypto. Spoiler alert: it’s not a new flavor of ice cream, … Read more
Ah, Stellar (XLM), the cryptocurrency that’s been doing its best impression of a bungee jumper lately. Recently, it took a 9% plunge, only to be yanked back up by a panic rally. As of now, it’s down 4.5% in the last 24 hours, trading at a modest $0.325, with a market cap that’s still holding … Read more