Ah, Bitcoin, our digital Prometheus, chained to the rock of market cap, pecked by the vultures of uncertainty. The price, a mere shadow of its former self, flutters between $98K and $94K like a moth to a flame, leaving the soothsayers of the trading pits to divine its next leap or stumble. 🔮 For weeks, … Read more
Hold onto your wallets, folks! The Dogecoin price is doing the cha-cha with the 200-Exponential Moving Average (EMA). Meanwhile, buyers are trying to push through resistance levels like they’re trying to get into a sold-out concert! 🎤💃 And what’s this? A CME gap is lurking around like a bad smell at a family reunion! This … Read more
In the curious case of Bitcoin‘s recent shenanigans, the cryptocurrency has been dawdling about like a gentleman who’s forgotten his monocle. Since last week’s festivities, the price has been seesawing between the princely sum of $94,700 and the slightly more regal $98,500. This lack of histrionics has caused quite the hullabaloo, with the bulls and … Read more
Shiba Inu (SHIB) has officially confirmed a death cross, a technical pattern that signals the continuation of a downtrend. The 50-day moving average has crossed below the 200-day moving average, a grim omen for those who dared to dream of SHIB’s resurgence. 🐶 As if the market wasn’t cruel enough, SHIB is already struggling to … Read more
Ah, the tale of Shiba Inu, a meme coin that has captured the hearts and wallets of the crypto-faithful. But alas, dear readers, the winds of change have blown, and the once-mighty SHIB has fallen victim to the whims of the whales. 🐳 Shiba Inu’s Large Transaction Volume Crashes 35%: A Bearish Omen? The data, … Read more
In a world where the line between genius and lunacy is as thin as a gnat’s eyelash, a curious tale has emerged from the depths of the crypto jungle. According to the ever-watchful seers at Lookonchain, someone has just pocketed a staggering $7 million from a meme coin named after the beloved canine companion of … Read more
Ah, the Empire State, a land where dreams are forged and, occasionally, shattered under the weight of regulation. It appears that a new wave of crypto oversight is about to crash upon its shores, courtesy of the illustrious Senator James Sanders Jr. This noble legislator has proposed a 17-member task force, a veritable council of … Read more
In a world of gilded illusions, where the shine of gold once promised certainty, the voice of Jeff Park—a sturdy ship among the flotsam and jetsam of financial turmoil—rings with a certain bravado. The Head of Alpha Strategies at Bitwise Asset Management has thrown a proverbial gauntlet at the feet of gold, suggesting that the … Read more
Buckle up, folks! The SHIB burn rate has taken a nosedive, plummeting a whopping 73.43% in the past 24 hours. 🔥 But that’s not all – the SHIB price is following suit, dropping by almost 6%. 💸 But wait, there’s a twist! 🤯 A new SHIB whale has emerged, scooping up a staggering 290.4 billion … Read more
Hold onto your hats, folks! The Bitcoin market is about to get a whole lot more interesting. Why, you ask? Well, it’s all thanks to the impending release of the United States Consumer Price Index (CPI) data. You know, the thing that makes investors break out in a cold sweat. Is a Bitcoin Uptrend on … Read more