Look, we’ve been waiting for this moment – the potential retest of the big $500 mark – a level we haven’t seen in, oh, about 8 years. That’s right, folks, 8 long years. Who’s counting, right? Apparently, the market. It’s looking like ZEC might just do it. It’s got that look in its eye, like the underdog who finally got their act together and is ready to show up at the party.
Tom Lee, the Energizer Bunny of crypto hype, has been bullish since the dawn of time (or at least 2017). His latest? Bitcoin will hit $3 million because “it’s not gold.” Groundbreaking. 🧠💡
비트코인($BTC)이 어제 10만 달러 아래로 떨어졌으며, 불확실성이 암호화폐 시장 전반에 공황을 지속적으로 야기하고 있다. 세계 최대 암호화폐가 이 수준까지 하락한 것은 올해 5월 이후 처음이다. 😱
Verily, this elevates Ripple’s valuation to the stratospheric sum of $40 billion! A figure so grand, it might make even the Sun King blush. 🌞
Bitcoin analyst Willy Woo claims that Strategy can clutch its Bitcoin like a dragon guards gold, no matter how stormy the crypto seas get. 🐉💰
Bitcoin rose about 1% since midnight UTC after two days of declines that saw it drop to the lowest price since June at one point. Ether, which slid as much than 20% over the 48 hours – the steepest drop in three months – added 2%. (Bitcoin: “I’m just here for the 1%.” Ether: “I’m a disaster, but I’m trying!”)
According to their ledgers, this loan is but a trifle-a mere 3% of their colossal Bitcoin stash. A buffer, they say, against the tempestuous whims of the market. And what a stash it is! 30,823 BTC, valued at a staggering $3.5 billion. This places them fourth in the global pantheon of Bitcoin-hoarding corporations, and the undisputed titan in Asia. Yet, they proceed with the caution of a cat burglar, borrowing modestly, lest they awaken the slumbering dragon of financial risk. 🐉
This letter is basically the banking world’s version of a toddler throwing a tantrum over a new toy. They’re mad because the Treasury proposed rules about stablecoins and the ABA is like, “NOPE, we wrote the rules, and they said NO INTEREST!” 🚫💸
Gemini, that brainchild of the Winklevoss twins-those modern-day Prometheuses of the blockchain-is reportedly plotting a new escapade. This time, it’s not just about trading coins but about foretelling the future. Or so they claim. Bloomberg, ever the harbinger of financial whimsy, broke the news on a Tuesday, as if the gods of commerce needed a midweek spectacle. 📰🤹♂️
