Ethereum’s 19% Fakeout: Bulls vs. Bears 🐂📉

Nay, the price of ETH was struck down with the swiftness of a thunderbolt, rebounding beneath the sacred averages and recoiling near $3,500. Such a move, though seemingly haphazard, is a calculated test of market resolve, a liquidity grab wrapped in the guise of a stumble. The subtlety lies in this: such a fakeout oft occurs near the end of a rally, not its beginning, clearing stop-losses like a scythe through wheat and exposing the weak-willed, driving out the impatient with the ferocity of a storm.

Q4 Bitcoin Stalls, but Giants Keep Stacking Sats!

The number of new Bitcoin (BTC) treasury companies declined from its peak of 53 new companies in the third quarter to just nine companies adding Bitcoin to their balance sheet in the fourth quarter of 2025 so far, with a total of 117 new companies adopting Bitcoin this year, according to blockchain data platform CryptoQuant. 📉📈

Cloud Mining Platforms: A 2025 Soirée of Scams and Schemes 🎩💰

This method of mining is opening up the crypto space for anyone who dares to join the chaos, regardless of their technical prowess or appetite for risk. Finding a trustworthy platform? Well, that’s like finding a decent umbrella in London-difficult, but not impossible. Here are our picks, curated with the elegance of a well-tailored waistcoat:

Fed Cuts Rates, Crypto Weeps: The Great Ethereum Mood Swing 🎢💔

But oh, the fickle nature of the market! Ethereum (ETH), the darling of the crypto world, went from “to the moon!” to “where’s my therapist?” in the blink of an eye. Prices reversed faster than a politician’s promise, leaving retail traders clutching their screens and muttering, “What just happened?” 🤯

30 Accused, 1000 Crore Scam! 🤑💸

In the shadow of a nation’s despair, where the cries of the desperate echo through the alleys of India, a new specter has emerged-a web of greed, spun by shadows and promises of gold. The CBI, with the cold precision of a judge, has cast its net wide, ensnaring 30 accused in a scheme so brazen, it makes a mockery of the human spirit. 🤡💸