Will PiOnline Save the Universe? 🚀🎮 Or Just Your Crypto Wallet?

In a move that screams “we’ve been reading too much sci-fi,” Pi News Media announced via X (formerly Twitter) that PiOnline has officially gone live on the Pi browser. Picture this: you’re floating through space on something called the “Genesis Farm,” where you can cultivate land, grow crops, and harvest returns that may or may not exist outside your imagination. Sounds thrilling, right? Right?! 🌱🚀

Why Blockchain Cities Are All Talk and No Walk 🚶‍♂️💨

For years, idealistic dreamers (and maybe a few delusional ones) have tried to build communities where blockchain isn’t just a buzzword but the entire foundation. Some wanted to use it for land registries; others aimed for full-blown crypto-powered metropolises. Spoiler: they didn’t all get their happy ending. 😬

BitMine’s ETH Alchemy: $358M Bought in One Day! 😱💰

According to on-chain data from Arkham, BitMine’s latest acquisition involved 80,325 ETH, a purchase worth about $358 million. Of this, 14,665 ETH valued at $64.7 million came through Galaxy Digital’s over-the-counter desk, executed in six separate transactions. The remaining bulk, over 65,000 ETH worth nearly $293 million, was sourced from FalconX. This series of transactions marks one of the largest institutional Ethereum acquisitions of the year, a testament to BitMine’s unwavering commitment to their digital treasure hunt. 🗝️🔍

Bitcoin Treasuries: The Corporate Frenzy That Could Break the Market 😱💸

Just a year ago, Bitcoin at $100,000 seemed as likely as Elon Musk running out of things to tweet. Crypto was in the doghouse after the catastrophic collapses of 2022, and regulators were circling like vultures. Fast forward to today, and the SEC has gone from pit bull to puppy dog, settling lawsuits and softening its stance. Meanwhile, Bitcoin is being embraced by U.S. states, emerging markets, and institutions alike. Truly, what a time to be alive-or at least, what a time to be a blockchain enthusiast. 🎉

XRP Ledger’s New On-Chain KYC Sparks Compliance Fiasco and Gentle Chuckles

XRP Ledger Trading Graph

At the centre of this curious contraption is XLS-0070, or as one might call it in polite company, “Credentials.” This specification lets issuers wave their magic wands and attest facts about an XRPL account-identity verification, sanctions status, the usual bedroom secrets-without exposing any private paperwork to the cold, unforgiving blockchain. In the words of the XRPL documentation, “The Credentials feature is a set of tools for managing authorization and compliance requirements using the XRP Ledger blockchain, while respecting privacy and decentralization.” Quite the mouthful, isn’t it? Essentially, it borrows the W3C Verifiable Credentials standard, swapping out URLs for XRPL addresses, because URLs were just so last decade.