Another scandal at Almack’s! Hyperliquid has shamefully descended beneath its four-hour Ichimoku cloud—a level unseen since its younger, more modest days around $15. The esteemed Mr. CryptoCurb has declared this a most “notable technical shift,” as the once-admired cloud has bolstered HYPE’s reputation for weeks.
Not to be outdone, the World Economic Forum (a grand assembly, renowned for its love of expensive biscuits) hath murmured in 2024: “Synergies betwixt spatial computing, blockchain, and AI shall elevate our experience, and make even the buying of cabbages a digital ballet.”
In a plot twist that even the best soap operas would envy, this news comes as the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) seems to be warming up to the idea of ETFs. It’s like watching your grumpy uncle finally smile at a family gathering—unexpected but oh-so-satisfying! 😏
After the initial list of 11 candidates was whittled down in April, the Commission has now identified Solana (SOL) and Aptos (APT) as the top two blockchain networks under consideration for its WYST stablecoin. The selection process, which included a series of rigorous checks on vendor support and technical robustness, saw one network disqualified due to undisclosed compliance concerns. The Commission’s latest update, confirmed by an Aptos post on X on June 20, signals a tightening race between two of crypto’s fastest-growing ecosystems. 🚀
In a world where the only thing more volatile than the crypto market is the average politician’s opinion, our dear friend ZachXBT has decided to sound the alarm. Apparently, we are in the midst of a “crime supercycle” that makes a rollercoaster look like a kiddie ride. 🎢
In the grand theater of 2025, our North Korean friends have been busy, orchestrating a symphony of cyber mischief aimed at siphoning value and compromising the unsuspecting players of Web3. They’ve set their sights on a staggering $1.5 billion worth of assets at Bybit, employing credential-harvesting campaigns that would make even the most seasoned con artist blush. Millions have already been laundered, like dirty laundry in a washing machine of deceit. 🧺
Uphold, the digital asset platform that has always prided itself on its forward-thinking approach, has announced the integration of USDC on the Ripple ledger. This move allows customers to natively send and receive the popular fiat-backed stablecoin through XRPL wallets, effectively connecting one of the world’s most beloved stablecoins with one of the fastest and most feature-rich blockchain networks available today. 🚀
Exclusive: The Pumpfun token auction and listing, originally scheduled for June 25, has been postponed again and is now expected to take place in mid-July.
Sources familiar with the matter disclosed that since Pumpfun began planning to issue and auction tokens late last year,…
But wait! There’s a shiny new possibility! Imagine pursuing ESG goals within a unified framework. Yes, a framework with clearly identifiable goals! It’s like finding a matching pair of socks in the laundry—rare but oh-so-satisfying! 🧦✨ And what if we had a financial instrument that could help us achieve these goals? Could Bitcoin be that magical tool? A new report from the Bitcoin-Bundesverband says, “Yes, it could!”
In a recent proclamation on the mystical platform known as X, the illustrious Alts King declared that TON is flexing its muscles, holding steadfast above the $2.80–$2.95 support zone. This range has become a reliable floor, with buyers swooping in like knights in shining armor to defend it. 🛡️
