Crypto news

Reports have disclosed that this share is roughly equal to 145 EH/s (exahashes per second), which is about the same as me trying to understand quantum physics. 🤯

Depuis que plus d’ordres sommeillent en dessous du prix actuel, il semblerait que le SPX a davantage envie de faire une chute qu’une ascension, si le liquide décide de jouer le rôle du maître de cérémonie dans cette pièce boursière. D’ailleurs, la scène est prête pour un drame? 🎭

Anchorage Digital Bank, with a wink and a nod, now permits its clientele to mint, redeem, and clutch USDtb directly upon its platform. And lo! Rewards are tossed into the mix for both USDtb and USDe-the synthetic dollar concocted by those wizards at Ethena Labs. How delightfully modern!

Behold, Texas now stands as the belle of the blockchain ball, a pioneer in state-level digital decadence. Will other states follow? Oh, the drama! The intrigue! The potential for copycat theatrics is simply divine. 🎭💃

Bitcoin, that digital darling, now flounders between $88,000 and $92,000, a far cry from its heady days. Having tumbled over $40,000 in a fortnight, it seems the crypto gods have grown restless. Brandt, our sage of commodities, took to X (formerly Twitter, for the uninitiated) to sound the alarm with a chart so dire it could curdle milk. 🥛⚰️

The crypto community, ever the loyal brigade, unleashed their wrath upon JPMorgan. Yet, the banking giant remained silent, as if pondering its next move in this grand chess game. 🦁🤐

And just when you thought it was relaxing… BAM! The derivatives market gets a workout, with traders throwing their tokens around like it’s a game show-“Will the real XRP please stand up?” Spoiler: They’re betting like it’s the Big Game! 🏈💸

So, Solana’s ETFs are like that one friend who always shows up with wine-consistent, appreciated, and slightly suspicious. 🍷 20 days of net inflows? Impressive. Or is it just the crypto equivalent of a participation trophy? 🏆 Either way, institutions are throwing money at it like it’s a going-out-of-business sale at a blockchain boutique. Meanwhile, altcoins are sitting in the corner, muttering, “Why wasn’t I invited?” 😢

One has a path back to glory, another a reversal setup so deep it’s practically a trench, and the third? Well, it’s riding a narrative so strong, it could outlast a Coward monologue. Each offers a discount narrative as unique as a cocktail at the Savoy. 🍸

Sonic is like a fighter stuck in a corner, unable to land a solid punch. On lower time frames, it’s been nothing but breakdown after breakdown, reinforcing its bearish doom-loop.