Ethereum, ever the optimist, endeavored to rise-only to be smacked down by the cruel hand of fate, much like its compatriot Bitcoin. ETH slithered beneath $2,950 and $2,920, tumbling headlong into the bear’s den.
In a bold proclamation that could make even the most cynical heart chuckle, our illustrious President Donald Trump declared, “Over the past 11 months, we have brought more positive change to Washington than any administration in American history. There’s never been anything like it.” Ah yes, the sweet scent of hyperbole wafts through the air! 🍕
After weeks of watching prices tumble more than my self-esteem after a bad date, folks have decided to shift their gaze from the drama of short-term price drops to the structural changes that might just save HYPE’s sorry supply dynamics and keep investors from crying into their wallets. 💸
Metamask, that cheeky crypto trickster from Consensys, has rolled out a new act: Bitcoin support! With a flick of its digital wand, users can now conjure up a Bitcoin address, buy, swap, send, and receive BTC-all within the same app they use for Ethereum and its friends. Solana? Monad? Sei? Oh, they’re just the supporting cast in this crypto circus. 🐘🎪
Now, if you’re like me, you’re probably wondering: what on earth is a prediction market? Well, imagine a betting pool for grown-ups, where instead of guessing the Super Bowl winner, you’re wagering on election results, economic data, or whether your neighbor’s cat will finally catch that squirrel. 🐱🐿️ And thanks to blockchain, it’s all settled faster than a British summer.
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Meanwhile, in the land of crypto dreams, Solana is quietly trying to get its foot in the door with some fancy institutional investors in Brazil via Valour’s Solana ETP (that’s Exchange-Traded Product for those who skipped the finance class). This listing on the B3 exchange could be the equivalent of a warm hug for Solana at a time when the charts are throwing some serious breakout vibes. The burning question? Can this new narrative help Solana shake off the sellers, or are they still throwing a party and not inviting anyone else? 🎉
The man who runs the second-largest crypto exchange by volume (because who needs sleep when you’re trading?) sat down with Lily Liu of the Solana Foundation for a chat that felt less like a tech talk and more like a dusty saloon showdown between innovation and red tape.
By Shayan, the Oracle of Crypto
This “slowdown” might just be the universe’s way of whispering, “Dear investor, perhaps take a break before you turn your portfolio into a modern art masterpiece.” With leverage vanishing faster than a wizard’s socks in a washing machine, Bitcoin [BTC] is now coasting into year-end like a tired tortoise at a footrace-defensive, quiet, and wondering why it signed up.
