Russian Crypto Mining Registry: From Siberian Power Drains to Comedy Gold

Imagine this: you’re a humble crypto miner, just you and your humming machines. Suddenly, you need to cobble together serial numbers, device models, and your favorite brand of extension cord (okay, maybe not that last one) just to stay legal. The authorities, whoโ€™ve apparently run out of actual criminals, now want your GPUโ€™s life story. Mazel tov!

Steinbeck’s Take on Dogecoin’s Rocky Road to $0.36 ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Currently, the DOGE price is feeling the heat, rising above $0.175 for the second time this month. This suggests a strong bearish presence, a reminder that the bulls have their work cut out for them. Just below the psychological barrier at $0.18, a crucial resistance level, the bulls must find the strength to push through. But this level, along with two more resistance levels, is where the real battle lies. A vast number of DOGE have been stacked here, making these ranges a hotbed of volatility and potential price action. ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ”ฅ

Ethereum’s Elegant Ascent: A Tale of Resilience and Optimism ๐ŸŒŸ

Over the last 72 hours, Ethereum has performed a gentle, yet captivating waltz. It began near the sumptuous $2,535, soared to the dizzying heights of $2,598, and now gracefully hovers around $2,571, a gain of roughly +1.5% for the period. The most dramatic flourish came on Sunday night, when Ethereum leapt $50 in a single hour, accompanied by the heaviest volume of the week, as if the market itself was applauding its performance.

Can Pi Network Really Deliver a Web3 App Store?

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Accessible via the Pi Browser and the main Pi Network app, the Studio is like a magic genie that grants your app wishes โœจ. It’s a step towards turning Pi into a Web3-native alternative to TikTok or Shopify, but, you know, blockchain-y ๐Ÿค–.

When Corporations Go Bitcoin: A Noรซl Coward Satire

Just last week, public firms splashed out a cool $275 million on BTC, and Metaplanet nearly matched this sum all by itself. Strategy, Semler Scientific, Genius Group, and a host of others have also made their grand entrances, each with a flourish of the hand and a wink. ๐ŸŽฉโœจ