Hey y’all! 🙋♀️ So, while some altcoins like Solana and XRP are having their moment in the sun 🌞, our dear old friend Ethereum seems to be struggling. Like, really struggling. It’s like watching your favorite high school jock turn into a middle-aged dad who still wears his letterman jacket to the PTA meetings. 😅 … Read more
In a world where the absurd reigns supreme, Changpeng Zhao, erstwhile sovereign of Binance, has proclaimed with a tone of utmost seriousness that he has not, in fact, purchased a single meme coin. Not one! Not even a token that might make a cat meme blush. The same holds true for those curious non-fungible tokens, … Read more
Picture this: Lagos, Nigeria—a city always buzzing with life and, apparently, crypto scams. Nigerian law enforcement, in a plot twist worthy of a summer blockbuster, busted an impressively tangled global crypto swindle during a cybercrime sting. Who says cops don’t know how to party? In what experts describe as one of West Africa’s most “coordinated” … Read more
“January passed with a flourish — Solana, like a dandy at a soirée, pranced its way to a stunning $290,” they whispered in crypto salons. But alas! February, the cruel mistress, dragged the dapper coin downwards, dashing beneath the $200 level. Yet, dear reader, fear not, for the curtain may rise again on Solana’s glorious … Read more
So, I wake up this morning, and what do I see? Over 2.26 million SHIB tokens have vanished into thin air. Can you believe it? It’s like they just decided to take a permanent vacation. 🤷♂️ According to some data from Shibburn, the daily Shiba Inu burn rate has skyrocketed by 226%. I mean, that’s … Read more
As I sit here, quill in hand, pondering the mystifying world of cryptocurrency, I am struck by a most singular occurrence. The grandees of Shiba Inu (SHIB), those behemoths of the digital realm, have seemingly vanished into thin air. The “whales,” as they are colloquially known, have been eerily quiet, leaving the market to wonder … Read more
Ah, Bitcoin! That digital marvel, that fleeting fancy, that… well, that source of endless speculation and anxiety for us all. Since the commencement of February, it has, shall we say, experienced a certain… volatility. A pressure, even! One might even call it selling pressure. This, naturally, has cast a pall of gloom upon the lesser … Read more
In the dimly lit corridors of the digital realm, where fortunes are made and lost with the flick of a finger, there exists a man, David Schwartz, the Chief Technology Officer of Ripple, who recently bared his soul on the platform known as X. Ah, the weight of regret! It clings to him like a … Read more
Okay, so, Donald Trump dipped his tiny toes into the memecoin pool last month. And naturally, the crypto market responded like a pack of middle schoolers copying the cool kid’s homework. Only the homework is digital currency and the cool kid may or may not understand blockchain technology. 🤷♀️ According to the Financial Times (which, … Read more
In the waning light of the weekly market’s sundown, the majority of coins are like children on a seesaw, bouncing up and down with no particular aim, according to CoinStats. ADA/USD Now, the rate of Cardano (ADA), it’s like a sprightly drunkard, having gained a tipsy 1.20% in its last day’s stagger. But don’t let … Read more