Get a Golden Visa for $100K Toncoin Stake in UAE!

According to TON’s announcement, the applicants will have the chance to have their Golden Visa approved within less than seven weeks after sending the necessary documentation. All the processing will be done by the partners of TON in the UAE, and new residents will be able to confirm their status. This stake is unlike the normal crypto staking rewards, as it links block chain to the real-world incentives.

Tariffs, Trump, and Crypto Chaos 🤯

Bessent, the maestro of the U.S. Treasury, has hinted at upcoming trade deals in an interview with CNN. The President’s trump card (pun intended) is the threat of higher tariffs, which will be reinstated on August 1 if negotiations fail.

3 Meme Coins to Watch: The Bonk Ecosystem’s New Hopes 🚀💰

At the heart of this recent surge is Bonk.Fun, a Solana-based platform that allows anyone to create and trade meme tokens. It’s like a digital carnival where the clowns are the ones making the real money. Some meme coins within its ecosystem have posted significant gains over the past week, making them the ones to watch in the new trading week. 🎡💰

Cardano’s Fateful $0.54: The Key to Unlocking ADA’s Fortune?

Since plummeting to a low of $0.51 on June 22, Cardano’s price has oscillated between $0.529 and $0.611. As the cryptocurrency consolidates, traders are eagerly watching where the ADA price will go next, with the market eyeing a crucial level that could serve as a launchpad or a trapdoor, depending on how market participants respond in the coming days.

When Satoshi Mined Bitcoin, It Was Cheaper Than a Night Out! 🎉💰

Hoskinson, in his infinite wisdom, shared three distinct scenarios, each more intriguing than the last, detailing the potential electricity costs for our elusive friend Satoshi during the halcyon days of 2009–2010. A time when mining difficulty was as low as a teetotaler’s alcohol intake, competition was as scarce as a decent martini in a pub, and CPU mining was the norm. 🍸

Lula Proposes a BRICS Currency—Is the Dollar About to Need Therapy?

Picture this: a shiny new BRICS bloc trade currency, leaping onto the world stage and elbowing the U.S. dollar at the buffet table of global trade settlements. Brazilian President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva stood up, probably after checking his WhatsApp, to toss out the idea: why not have a new currency for BRICS? Settle everything, support multilateralism, and, with any luck, confuse several million economists in the process. 🤑

Wimbledon Bitcoin Betting Scandal: Bets, Fortunes & Drama the Bookmakers Won’t Tell You

Where else but in the tangled web of the internet, that boiling sea of scoundrels, would one entrust his Bitcoin to wager upon the elegant violence of tennis? At Bitcoin.com, a site whose name inspires precisely as much trust as your cousin Pavel’s tax advice, comparisons between betting sites are made with the care and obsession of a Russian matron reviewing her son-in-law’s dowry. Were the selection process any more “thorough”, it would require a Tolstoyan footnote apparatus.