Arizona and New Hampshire stand nearby, watching with the indecision of men who wish to leap into icy waters but lack the courage to plunge. Their laws exist, yes, but their wallets remain sealed-perhaps like hearts locked after tragedy. 😔
As Trump’s frustration with Jerome Powell reaches a boiling point, final interviews are being conducted by Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent. 🕵️♂️
Is Bitcoin about to blast off into the stratosphere, or is it just pulling a Mel Brooks mime-pretending everything’s fine while secretly plotting its next dramatic dive? The market’s whispering “Could be,” or maybe “Nah,” like a bad director trying to keep a straight face. Well, hold onto your hats, folks-this could be the moment where Bitcoin either makes history or just makes us all look foolish online. 🤣🔥
Klarna launching a stablecoin elsewhere and this Canton thing… seriously raising eyebrows. Is Ethereum losing its cool vibe? One is forced to ponder.
Reports have disclosed that this share is roughly equal to 145 EH/s (exahashes per second), which is about the same as me trying to understand quantum physics. 🤯
Depuis que plus d’ordres sommeillent en dessous du prix actuel, il semblerait que le SPX a davantage envie de faire une chute qu’une ascension, si le liquide décide de jouer le rôle du maître de cérémonie dans cette pièce boursière. D’ailleurs, la scène est prête pour un drame? 🎭
Anchorage Digital Bank, with a wink and a nod, now permits its clientele to mint, redeem, and clutch USDtb directly upon its platform. And lo! Rewards are tossed into the mix for both USDtb and USDe-the synthetic dollar concocted by those wizards at Ethena Labs. How delightfully modern!
Behold, Texas now stands as the belle of the blockchain ball, a pioneer in state-level digital decadence. Will other states follow? Oh, the drama! The intrigue! The potential for copycat theatrics is simply divine. 🎭💃
Bitcoin, that digital darling, now flounders between $88,000 and $92,000, a far cry from its heady days. Having tumbled over $40,000 in a fortnight, it seems the crypto gods have grown restless. Brandt, our sage of commodities, took to X (formerly Twitter, for the uninitiated) to sound the alarm with a chart so dire it could curdle milk. 🥛⚰️
The crypto community, ever the loyal brigade, unleashed their wrath upon JPMorgan. Yet, the banking giant remained silent, as if pondering its next move in this grand chess game. 🦁🤐
