Imagine it: these modern-day alchemists, with their machines humming like overzealous bees, hold enough sway to manipulate transactions or reorder blocks at will. As one wit, Leo Lanza, quipped upon the social scroll known as X:
And while Bowman was talking policy, the timing couldn’t be better for traders. Meme coins like Maxi Doge ($MAXI) are already gaining a lot of attention, and even just a hint of regulatory easing can throw extra fuel on the fire. Because nothing says “cautious optimism” like a Fed official accidentally causing a meme coin bull run 🤡💸.
Across various time frames, the chart is doing a very convincing impression of a pretentious aristocrat refusing to admit he’s lost his money. Yesterday’s high? Still unchallenged. A classic sign that strength is more cosmetic than a genuine muscle flex. It’s like trying to impress your date with a six-pack that’s mostly from a party-sized bag of chips.
Reports whisper that ADA’s coffers swelled to $33 billion, a figure that left TRON and Dogecoin gasping in the dust, their $33 billion and $32 billion respectively now but shadows of what once was. The price of ADA, a mere $0.9225, danced upward by 0.35% in a single day-a modest waltz, to be sure, but over a week, it leapt 16%, a leap that would make even the most stoic of Tolstoyan protagonists raise an eyebrow. 🚀
Which, naturally, leads one to wonder: is AVAX actually a bargain right now? Should I, like, *invest*? (Asking for a friend. Who is me.)
According to Bloomberg, Susan filed the claim last October with the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority (FINRA). I mean, who even knows about this agency? Doesn’t sound like it’s going to stop the fraud train anytime soon. But yeah, she’s all upset that her son, Brett Graham-who, by the way, pled guilty to this whole thing earlier this year-took her money. Shocked, I know.
If the current bearish trend persists, one can only imagine the further indignities HBAR might suffer, plummeting below this critical threshold and signaling a descent into even greater weakness. 🤦♂️
“Almost a decade ago,” he chirped on X (formerly Twitter, for those of us still clutching our pearls), “I was the Harvard economist that said Bitcoin was more likely to be worth $100 than 100K. What did I miss?” One suspects a fair amount, old boy, a fair amount! This all stems from a spot on CNBC’s “Squawk Box” way back in 2018, a veritable age in the whirlwind world of crypto.
The collection – a rather grandiose term for a list of website addresses, wouldn’t you say? – encompasses the entirety of the Bitcoin universe, apparently. Payments, wallets, exchanges, even… education. As if one can truly *educate* someone about the inherent volatility of digital tulip bulbs. Notable names include BitcoinBlockchain.com (redundant, no?), BitcoinWallets.com, BitcoinExchanges.com, BitcoinRemittances.com, and the truly essential BitcoinBooks.com. One expects a definitive tome on the tragicomic history of this whole affair will soon fill its pages.
Ethereum [ETH] keeps flexing while Bitcoin [BTC] cools off like a cucumber at a summer picnic. 😎
