Crypto news

The crypto community, ever the loyal brigade, unleashed their wrath upon JPMorgan. Yet, the banking giant remained silent, as if pondering its next move in this grand chess game. 🦁🤐

And just when you thought it was relaxing… BAM! The derivatives market gets a workout, with traders throwing their tokens around like it’s a game show-“Will the real XRP please stand up?” Spoiler: They’re betting like it’s the Big Game! 🏈💸

So, Solana’s ETFs are like that one friend who always shows up with wine-consistent, appreciated, and slightly suspicious. 🍷 20 days of net inflows? Impressive. Or is it just the crypto equivalent of a participation trophy? 🏆 Either way, institutions are throwing money at it like it’s a going-out-of-business sale at a blockchain boutique. Meanwhile, altcoins are sitting in the corner, muttering, “Why wasn’t I invited?” 😢

One has a path back to glory, another a reversal setup so deep it’s practically a trench, and the third? Well, it’s riding a narrative so strong, it could outlast a Coward monologue. Each offers a discount narrative as unique as a cocktail at the Savoy. 🍸

Sonic is like a fighter stuck in a corner, unable to land a solid punch. On lower time frames, it’s been nothing but breakdown after breakdown, reinforcing its bearish doom-loop.

What is this “real signal,” you ask? Why, it is the crossing of two Exponential Moving Averages (EMAs), those arcane lines that dance upon the charts like ghosts at a midnight ball. Egrag Crypto, with the gravity of a prophet and the flourish of a vaudevillian, declares this intersection between the 50-day and 200-day EMAs to be the harbinger of a trend reversal so explosive, it might make even the most stoic trader blush with excitement. Or is it merely a trick of the light, a mirage in the desert of despair? 🕺💫

First Hour Volume -> $16.30M

Day Projection -> $105,950,000 in Share Volume

For Bitcoin, December is almost a comfort zone: a median gain of around 8.42%, with notable years like 2017 (38.8%), 2020 (47.8%), and 2016 (29.2%) acting as proof that this coin likes to finish strong. It’s the dependable old man at the holiday dinner, always showing up with a smile and a wallet full of cash. But XRP? Ah, XRP’s style is much more like a tense family gathering-full of surprises, some of which are delightful, like a sudden gift, and others less so.

Turns out, nation-states are throwing money at zero-click vulnerabilities like they’re Black Friday deals. Why? To spy on high-value targets, of course! Diplomats, officials, and anyone else with a crypto wallet that’s fatter than a Thanksgiving turkey. 🦃💰 These hackers are using commercial spyware to compromise apps like Signal, WhatsApp, and Telegram. Once they’re in, your phone is basically their playground, and your crypto wallet? Just another slide in the park. 🎢

Now, hold your applause, because this isn’t just any stablecoin launch-oh no. Klarna is the first bank to venture into the brave new world of issuing a stablecoin on Tempo, a blockchain concoction by Stripe and Paradigm, designed specifically for payments. The reasoning? Well, it’s simple. Klarna sees the $120 billion in annual cross-border payment fees as a slightly unpleasant (and costly) side-effect of global commerce-and aims to reduce them. Bravo, Klarna, bravo! 🌍💰