They’re taking back most of the land and going full tourism mode. It’s like when I tried to turn my garage into a state-of-the-art gym, but then realized I just needed more space for my bike. 🚴♂️
Now, over the tumultuous span of a week, SHIB hopped from the sunny shores of positive inflows—an indication that the hopeful were stacking tokens—to a striking outflow that left behind a net change of -352%. Just to spin a yarn for context, imagine 200 trillion tokens waltzing into SHIB one week, only to be swept away by the tide the next. The result? A jaw-dropping delta of -200 trillion, which begs the question: how does one drop more than a hundred percent? Perhaps a new math altogether? 🤔
The gallant Amador divulged in an exclusive tête-à-tête with BeInCrypto that he believes throwing millions at hackers to uncover bugs could stave off losses that could easily make Midas envious. A rather radical departure from traditional cybersecurity—who knew vulnerability could be so lucrative? 💸
2025 is already the year of the wrench. Chainalysis says 35 attacks this year? That’s almost as shocking as Bitcoin hitting $122k. Jameson Lopp’s GitHub repo of physical assaults since 2014 is basically the crypto version of a horror movie sequel. 🎬
Enter our knight in shining armor, CryptoQuant’s Axel Adler! He gallantly points out that this week was *one for the record books*—one of the most intense bear weeks this bull cycle has ever seen! Only 12 weeks in the entire cycle had this much drama. It’s like a soap opera plot twist, only with less betrayal and more Bitcoin. 📉
Although most altcoins are somewhat sluggish on a slow Sunday, a few have tapped multi-month peaks, such as Cronos (CRO). CRO? That’s the crypto equivalent of a hype train with no brakes! 🚂🔥
Galaxy Digital, that monolith of cryptocurrency wizardry, eagerly declares a job well done, having played the humble role of facilitator in what is dubbed “one of the largest notional bitcoin transactions in the annals of crypto.” But how quaint, isn’t it?
India’s crypto policy is stuck in a Kafkaesque maze of “regulatory limbo,” where policymakers, like lost tourists, cling to outdated statutes ever since the Supreme Court lifted the central bank’s draconian banking ban in 2020. Arvind Alexander, a senior legal counsel at Hashed Emergent, lamented that this state of affairs “breeds chaos” and stifles India’s aspirations to become a global crypto powerhouse. 🚀
With a squeak and a squeal, Solana has burst out of its cozy little corner, knocking over resistance barriers like a kid in a candy shop. The volume’s skyrocketing, the on-balance volume (OBV) is singing the tune of real money coming in—no fairy dust, just pure, unadulterated cash flow. And guess what? It’s just tested the $180–$185 region and made it its new best friend.
In the hallowed halls of the Lok Sabha, where the echoes of debate resonate with the weight of history, the Minister of State for Finance, Pankaj Chaudhary, stood forth to proclaim the triumphs of fiscal vigilance. With a gravitas that belied the absurdity of the endeavor, he announced that the tax on virtual digital assets (VDAs) and cryptocurrencies had yielded a bounty of ₹269.09 crore in the fiscal year 2022–23, and a staggering ₹437.43 crore in 2023–24. 🤑📈 And yet, the figure for 2024–25 remains shrouded in mystery, as the deadline for income tax filings has not yet passed. Ah, the suspense! Will the coffers overflow, or will the crypto wizards outwit the taxmen once more?