The incident, immortalized in a post-mortem titled “Fusaka Mainnet Prysm Incident” (because nothing says “we messed up” like Latin), was a delightful symphony of resource exhaustion. Nearly every Prysm node decided to take a nap, leaving blocks and attestations unattended like neglected children.
Let’s rewind to a week before December 8th; token prices were doing the cha-cha from $0.37. By December 9th, they pulled a fancy 30.6% leap to $0.484. But then- plot twist! The rally decided it was time for a nap. 😴
CryptoOnchain, that wise oracle of on-chain stats, shrugs and reports that Ethereum’s active addresses have nosedived from their August high of 483,000 – a number as glorious as a Soviet parade – down to a measly 327,000. That’s over a third of the crowd vanishing faster than a politician’s promises. May this be the end of the golden era? Perhaps. The market mourns as the network’s lively troupe dwindles, relegating some to the shadows of history.
Ah, the theatrics of it all! A few “possibly manipulated leverage flushes” (how delightfully vague) have graced the stage over the past fortnight, yet the asset remains as directionless as a dandy at a temperance meeting. Alphractal CEO Joao Wedson, ever the dramatist, declared Bitcoin at a “critical on-chain support” level, as if the poor thing were clinging to a chandelier at a Wildean soirée. His “Realized Cap Impulse” is testing a “decisive region”-historically, a zone where Bitcoin pauses for a cigarette before either collapsing elegantly or ascending with a flourish. But, darling, demand must emerge now, lest the whole affair descend into farce.
Bitcoin (BTC), the granddaddy of cryptocurrencies, is stuck at that psychological barrier of $90,000. And let me tell you, that’s about 29% below its highest point this year-like trying to get out of a pool of Jell-O! 🥴
Key takeaways, or as I like to call them: the important bits:
Render’s latest tool, Dispersed, weaves together a tapestry of GPUs scattered like daisies across the globe, stitching them into a single compute quilt. No need to beg or borrow from the hyperscaler kings-just gather your chips and croak a ballot for RNP-019 and RNP-021. It’s democracy, but with faster rendering times.
Ah, AltCoin Việt Nam, those darling analysts with their charts and their chatter, have declared ETH to be at a moment as tense as a Coward play’s third act. 🧐 The asset, my dears, is poised for a move as decisive as a Coward quip. Fueling this drama? A bullish divergence, the first in over a month, as rare as a genuine apology at a cocktail party. 🍸
On-chain data from 2025 now answers the burning question: Did short-term Bitcoin bets actually pay off? Spoiler: It depends on whether you define “pay off” as the bittersweet victory of cashing out right before the market turns into a startled emoji. 👻
