Crypto news

Now, hold on to your hats, because as of today—July 15, in case you’ve lost your calendar—the 23-day moving average is inching its way toward crossing above the 200-day moving average. And no, that’s not a scene from a convoluted plot twist; it’s happening! It’s been months since these lines shared such a flirtatious proximity. They haven’t nestled together yet, but you can almost hear the romantic music swelling in the background. 🎶 Once they finally cozy up and confirm this “golden cross” pattern, we might just be on the brink of a trend that everyone will be talking about—well, at least until the next big thing rolls around.

Our beloved institutional investors and those fancy ETFs are hogging a chunk of that demand pie, but hey—let’s not forget the little guys! That’s right, smaller investors and even those high-net-worth individuals are jumping in, making digital currencies the new cool kids on the block.

Scheduled for launch in September 2025, Roxom is currently accepting early access registrations via a waitlist. Their flagship offering, Bitcoin Treasuries, will provide users with a unified platform to access publicly traded companies that hold substantial Bitcoin reserves, including the likes of MicroStrategy, Metaplanet, and Nakamoto.

“Ethereum starts to look like a hybrid between tech equity and digital currency. This appeals to treasury strategists looking beyond passive storage,” Youssef told CryptoMoon, with all the enthusiasm of a man who has just discovered a new brand of marmalade.

But let’s not forget the Solana ecosystem, which is doing a little jig of joy. Its launchpad, LetsBonk.fun, has raked in a whopping $7.97M in just one week, outshining every other launchpad on Solana. 🎉💰

In a recent YouTube proclamation, Jason Pizzino, with a whopping 353,000 subscribers, claims there’s a “nice psychological level” for the crypto market cap to hit at the $4 trillion mark. Well, Jason, if you say so…

He starts off with the exciting news that Bitcoin just had its highest weekly close ever. Fantastic! Who doesn’t love a good milestone? Total crypto-asset market cap? Out of this world, he says. You hear that? I mean, personally, I could care less about Bitcoin’s high score, but hey, the numbers are big!

Luxembourg, that quaint little speck on the map, doesn’t merely invite Ripple in with open arms. Oh no! It reflects Ripple’s rather sensible desire to play nicely with regulators—unlike some of the impetuous children in the crypto playground. With its wealth of financial connections and formidable pals like BNY Mellon nestled in the neighborhood, Luxembourg offers Ripple the genteel passage to scale RLUSD under MiCA’s exceptionally charming reserve and transparency rules. One can practically hear the champagne corks popping! 🍾

This minority stake isn’t merely a token €20 investment, mind you. Fancy that: MARA has decided to ramp up its BTC allocation from a mere 500 to a dizzying 2,000. Yes, you heard it right; that’s two thousand shiny Bitcoin, now flopping around in what One Optimistic Thinker might cheekily call a Separately Managed Account. All to generate yield and other such alphabet soup on MARA’s behalf. 🤔

According to our pals at Bank of America—the oracle of our financial times—the coming legislation could catapult stablecoins into the hallowed halls of traditional finance, transforming the manner in which money, like that last slice of pizza at a party, moves across various systems. Now, hold onto your digital wallets, because it’s time to explore the future with a wink and a nudge. 😉