According to Davinci, the world of cryptocurrency is akin to “the most mental, competitive sport in the world,” where players are engaged in a perpetual struggle to emerge victorious. But fear not, dear reader, for there is a silver lining to this cloud of chaos: “But it’s also the most rewarding once you make it” 🏆.
BREAKING: Just hours after I filed a 72-page affidavit in Singapore Court, also citing #WazirX wallets being used in terror funding
The Financial Intelligence Unit (FIU) confirms WazirX+ #Binance are under probe for terror-linked crypto flows from Pakistan to Jammu & Kashmir
This surge has caused Ethena’s price to break above the upper trendline resistance of a descending triangle pattern that had been forming since mid-May. Typically, this pattern is as bearish as Bertie Wooster’s attempts at matchmaking, but in this case, it has resolved to the upside, much to the delight of investors. The breakout was accompanied by explosive volume, which is as convincing as Jeeves’ impeccable taste in waistcoats.
Alon Cohen, co-founder of Pump, envisions a world where trading becomes a social, gamified experience. “You invest alongside friends, compare results, and track the conviction of others,” he muses, adding that leaderboards and real trader performance will be central to the platform’s evolution. 📈
This stirring declaration arrives just as Bitcoin pirouettes above $118,000, like a jubilant dancer at a end-of-the-world party. Alas, the timing! 🎉
Mais non, he dismisses Bitcoin-centric companies as hollow ventures, accusing them of luring in uninformed investors with no underlying business fundamentals. “Anyone chasing these stocks or tokens is being duped—or worse, doing the duping,” he claimed, with a smirk and a wink. 😉
Ethereum just had a major breakout with a 17% rally this week. The price broke the $2,800 resistance and rushed above $3,000 before a pullback started. With higher highs and higher lows confirmed, Ethereum is poised to continue its rally.
According to a July 10 announcement, this windfall will help Agora expand its AUSD ecosystem and roll out a white-label product that lets companies launch their own stablecoins in, oh, let’s say, a few days. Because who has time to wait, right? The platform is already live across 13 blockchains, including Ethereum (ETH), Solana (SOL), and Arbitrum (ARB). It powers billions in cumulative stablecoin volume and serves over 50,000 monthly active addresses. That’s more than the population of some small towns! 🏙️
Remixpoint, a Tokyo-listed firm bridging crypto, energy, and web3 innovation, has announced a landmark decision: its president and representative director will receive 100% of their executive compensation in 🍪. This marks a historic first for a public company in Japan, reflecting a shift toward crypto-driven corporate alignment with shareholders.
However, it would appear that amidst this fervent jubilation, a most perplexing signal has emerged, one that ignites both intrigue and a twinge of irony. It seems that a wallet, affiliated (if we may be so bold) with the Ethereum Foundation, has made the unprecedented decision to divest itself of 1210 ETH in exchange for a most considerable sum of 3.5 million USDC, at an average price of approximately $2890, all within the course of mere hours. One cannot help but smirk at such irony! 💁♀️