The culprit? Retail traders, those valiant (or foolish) knights of the market, who saw a dip and cried, “Behold, a treasure!” According to the oracle CryptoQuant, they now reign supreme, their Long/Short ratio a mere 1.03-a whisper of bullish hope amidst the chaos. 🕵️♂️
The update, due in October, has set the town whispering about how the network should handle data that isn’t coins but still wants to ride the same rails. A new release candidate, v30.0rc2, has shown its face, a hulking child of code and caffeine, following after v29.0. The notes march in progress, and the crowd eyes them like rain clouds on the horizon. The talk is loud, like a tavern full of men arguing over a map that keeps changing its rivers.
Loyalty and travel programs are bringing XRP into daily life, turning it from an investment asset into a practical payment option. 🌍
Currently trading at a modest $4,122, Ethereum teeters on the edge of a potential breakout, as if it’s holding its breath, waiting for the universe to whisper, “Go on, then.” Analysts, those modern-day prophets, speculate a climb to $4,950, and perhaps even $5,900, as if the market were a child with a sugar rush. 🚀
Oh, they were simply dreadful, darling. $795.6 million in redemptions! Fidelity’s FETH, ever the drama queen, led with $362 million in outflows, while BlackRock’s ETHA trailed with $199.9 million. Only ETHE and TETH managed to keep their chins up, the dear things. 🥴
Delight in the subtle wit of Cipollone’s oratory: he depicted this digital euro not merely as a nominal change of currency, but as an evolution, an intriguing extension of central bank money. Picture it, my dear colleague, as the sturdy lighthouse preserving choice of legal tender across the entire euro area. It summons forth fierce competition in the mercantile domain of payment services, a serenade to European fintechs and banks desirous of expanding their reach cross-border, much like the travels of our beloved Chekhovian characters.
Experts, those oracles of financial wisdom, are suggesting a delightful combination of panic selling and eventual… well, not exactly stability, but a return of things getting bought and sold again once someone remembers where the money is. A bit like looking down the back of the sofa, really.
“Oh, dear XRP, its community strength is unmatched, for chiming a word against them provokes a reaction so vigorous it borders on madness!” Novogratz enthused, humorously noting that digressing against its followers is a surefire way to find oneself picketing at one’s own abode. “They adore their token with a narrative of payments, as soul-stirring as an ancient epic. Though it may not boast the frenetic pace of traceable activity that Solana enjoys, my word, does it matter? For in this instance, it’s the fervor and the fervent loyalty of its devotees that uphold its value.”
But lo, the wheel of fate turns, and even the mightiest must bow to its whims. Novogratz, in a moment of rare humility, has admitted his error. He underestimated not only the digital asset but also the fervent hearts of its supporters, the so-called “XRP Army,” whose loyalty knows no bounds. 🛡️
As the illustrious creator of Bit Gold, often hailed as a sort of ancient ancestor to Bitcoin (one might say the Methuselah of the crypto world), Szabo has chosen to plunge headfirst into the buffet of banter surrounding the Bitcoin Core v30 update and the eyebrow-raising $44 million Bitcoin shuffle that has the digital currency enthusiasts all a-flutter.
