These beauties will be offered through Japan’s version of “You can buy a little bit today, a little bit tomorrow” — fancy talk: moving strike warrants. Basically, they’re selling bits of stock over two years to avoid making Bitcoin look more volatile than a toddler on sugar. Because why not make everything slightly confusing? 🤯
For the past day, Solana (SOL) was caught in a tempest of selling, crashing from the lofty $154.48 down to a frightening $141.75 — only to bounce back like a cat startled but still somehow graceful near $147.40. The chaos was fueled by geopolitical tensions and trade worries, because if the world isn’t ending, what’s all this fuss about? 🌎💣
ATOM, after a sharp 4.7% dip, found its footing in the muddy waters around $4.25—probably thinking, “Well, if I fall, I might as well fall into the arms of some whales.” 💧
But June? Oh, June is a snoozefest so far. ETH has dipped 2.61%, and everyone’s wondering if the market’s got a case of the blahs. Yet, hold onto your hats—out of nowhere, a gutsy trader drops a wild $2 million bet on a big breakout by month’s end. Are they keen or just plain crazy? Only time will tell! 💸🤞
Assets added to the roadmap today: Fartcoin (FARTCOIN) and Subsquid (SQD)
Bitcoin’s mighty [BTC] $100k dream is hanging by a thread — one wrong bump, and it might snap like a broken candy cane.
Such growth — oh, how it blooms like a stubborn weed in the garden of chaos! — comes as Sei’s ecosystem draws the attention of game-makers and DeFi adventurers. But behold, the native token, SEI, has suffered a fall more dramatic than a peasant’s reputation at a noble feast, declining in May by over 30%. Truly, in this realm, growth and decline walk hand in hand like old comrades or bitter rivals. 🤷♂️
Hailing from St. Petersburg (California, not Russia—although who knows anymore), ARK threw its money into the crypto pool, alongside the usual suspects like Coinbase (COIN), Robinhood (HOOD), and, as always, the mysterious XYZ. Think of it as the crypto version of a brunch buffet—sure to give you a stomach ache but oh-so-enticing.
According to Mallers, 21 has released five publicly verifiable Bitcoin addresses. Think of them as little digital piggy banks filled with over 42,000 BTC—enough to buy a small country or a very fancy yacht. These funds come from big shots: Tether, Bitfinex, and soft-spoken SoftBank, all contributing their loot as if they were neighbors passing around sugar.
