Chanos, ever the cynic, couldnât resist pointing out the irony. âIsnât that when they should be buying more?â he quipped, probably while sipping a cup of tea and stroking an imaginary cat. đ± Because, you know, thatâs what short sellers do. They sip tea. And stroke cats. And mock people for not buying things when theyâre cheap. Itâs a tough job, but someoneâs got to do it.
In a post on the enchanted scroll of X, Crypto Waterman proclaimed that the great Bitcoin will rise from the ashes of its recent plunge. Mark your calendars-December 5th! After slumping to a mere $81,000 (a pittance, if you ask me), the crypto king will rise from the depths, like a phoenix… well, with a bit of help from Mercury retrograde, ending on November 29th. Ah, how quaint! đ đź
In a recent social media post, Schwartz was all, âWhy would we feel more pressure to sell XRP if the price drops? Isnât it obvious that other income sources would chill us out?â Um, David, honey, weâve seen your balance sheet. Youâre basically a XRP vending machine at this point. đčïž
Hereâs the deal: that bounce? Doesn’t look too convincing. The one shining light on this chart, the bullish setup, is rapidly becoming a distant memory. And the indicators? Oh, they’re showing more “meh” than “wow,” with strength fading faster than my motivation to go to the gym after a pizza night. đ
Imagine a world where Enso, the reigning champion of blockchain hacks, steps into the spotlight on November 24, supporting Monadâs Layer-1 network and that mysterious MON token everyone whispers about at night. This isnât just support; this is full-on integration, the kind that makes builders dance in the streets and traders drool. From lending platforms to trading floors-everythingâs ready to rumble like a well-oiled, slightly insane machine. đ§âš
Cryptorank, that ever-reliable oracle of crypto secrets, tells us XRP has exactly six days to ditch its bad girl reputation and rewrite history-history that shows it historically enjoys a 79.9% growth spurt every November. But with Octoberâs performance being an embarrassing -5.14%, the question is: can XRP climb out of its hole before the clock strikes zero? Not that itâs a bad record-just a record, mind you.
This daring pivot underscores not only the pitfalls lurking in the Thai capital markets but also Hong Kongâs shining promise as the digital asset promised land. Who knew that markets could be so unpredictable? đą
The great banking mystery of the moment: why does a bank thatâs been wading through the digital asset pond like a drunken duck suddenly decide to politely inform someone, âWe arenât allowed to tell youâ? The answer, dear reader, is as clear as a bank vault-nobody is allowed to say.
So, crypto majors like Bitcoin, Ether, and Solana have been treading water over the past 24 hours after a week of wild price swings, dropping to the lowest levels weâve seen in months. Itâs like watching your childhood pet hamster go in circles in its cage – just aimlessly spinning.
Le marchĂ© crypto vient de traverser une des semaines les plus folles depuis⊠longtemps. Bitcoin a plongĂ© comme un parachutiste maladroit, entraĂźnant dans sa chute les autres piĂšces dâAltcoin qui, comme de bonnes starlettes, rĂ©agissent sous lâeffet de signaux macro fiscalement douteux et de la perte de confiance dans la prochaine coupe de la Fed (ou pas). đ
