Internet Computer (ICP) Takes the Crown: ETH and ADA Left in the Dust! 😂💻

In a recent post on X (formerly known as Twitter, because who doesn’t love a good rebranding?), the analytics firm Santiment revealed that the Internet Computer is the reigning champ in the Development Activity metric. This fancy term measures how much work developers are putting into their public GitHub repositories. You know, the place where all the cool kids hang out. 😎

Bitcoin’s Rollercoaster: Will It Soar or Crash? 🎢💰

In a report that reads like a dramatic novel, Bitfinex analysts muse that while “some downside risk still lingers” amidst the chaos of macroeconomic turbulence and military tensions between Israel and Iran, this scenario presents a tantalizing gamble for investors. High stakes, high rewards—what could possibly go wrong? 😏

Tornado Cash Co-Founder Gains Paradigm Support in Lawsuit

Storm was put on trial on July 2, 2025, on charges related to Tornado Cash, a software protocol that allows transactions on the Ethereum blockchain to be conducted privately. Prosecutors are accusing him of enabling more than a billion dollars in illegal funds. According to Paradigm’s brief, the jury must understand that to find Storm guilty, they need evidence that he charged fees, controlled funds, and knowingly dealt with criminal proceeds. Because, you know, being a software developer is just like being a bank robber, right? 🤷‍♂️

Bitcoin’s Dramatic Dive Below $104,000: Is Crypto in Crisis? 🧐

Bitcoin (BTC) is currently sitting pretty at $103,430, down 3.8% today and almost 5% for the week. That’s a lot of red for something that was just flexing above $107,000. What happened, Bitcoin? You were doing so well! Looks like it’s lost some of its charm, and its short-term support levels are like that friend who says they’re going to the gym but never actually shows up.